I thought that all of the sacrifices and blessings of the whole history of mankind have devolved upon me. Thank you, God.

I just thank God for all of the blessings.

God I have come to you in prayer, not because I'm in need, but because you have been always there for me and I wanted to let you know how grateful I am. Thank you for giving us your only son. Thank you for never judging me, Thank you for always accepting me back in your life each time I turned my back on you. Thank for always holding my hand when, no one else would. Thank you for giving me the opportunity to feel love & be In love. Thank you for the life you gave me.

If you suffer, thank God! It is a sure sign that you are alive.

Spanx are amazing. Thank you to the inventor of that.

I discovered the wife's got asthma. Thank God - I thought she was hissing at me.