I thought we were a real love relationship. I did. I was very invested in love, but it was just this long long sex thing that could end at any moment because after all, it's just about getting off. Almost all the time, you tell yourself you're loving somebody when you're just using them. This only looks like love.
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Related It was just getting some games in after missing all that time. That hop thing is what I taught guys ... DAVE GLASGOW It was just getting some games in after missing all that time. That hop thing is what I taught guys ... DAVE GLASGOW I just realized at some point that I was hopelessly in love with the theater. I fought it for a long... ELLEN MCLAUGHLIN I've been saying it so long to you, you just wouldn't listen. Every time you said 'Farm Boy do this'... WILLIAM GOLDMAN I need you.” He could not go any further down. Rock bottom. And at the very bottom was just this o... ALEKSANDR VOINOV It's just crazy because I've been dreaming about this a very long time. I just feel like, 'Is it eve... KIMMIE MEISSNER It takes a really long time to realize this, but if you’re lucky you eventually see that you’ve ... C. JOYBELL C. We did have confidence (we could come back). We know we're going to be a hitting team this year. We ... AMANDA KOBES My hair used to be real long, and my parents were encouraged when I cut it. They thought I was going... BILLY IDOL I had seen 'Avenue Q' off-Broadway back in 2003 and fell in love with it. I just thought it ... ROB MCCLURE One morning, about four o'clock," recalls June, "I was driving my car just about as fast as I could.... JUNE CARTER CASH I was surprised myself about the long jump. I love competition and I saw another girl was getting cl... DEANDRA DOYLEY I never knew what real love was. I knew nothing about it. I saw it from time to time, I just never k... SHELLIE PALMER And in the end, we were all just humans.. drunk on the idea that love, only love, could heal our bro... CHRISTOPHER POINDEXTER And in the end, we were all just humans, drunk on the idea that love, only love, could heal our brok... CHRISTOPHER POINDEXTER I became aware that our love was doomed; love had turned into a love affair with a beginning and an ... GRAHAM GREENE Every time I read to her, it was like I was courting her, because sometimes, just sometimes, she wou... NICHOLAS SPARKS I want - I want - I want - was all that she could think about - but just what this real want was she... CARSON MCCULLERS One morning, about four o'clock, I was driving my car just about as fast as I could. I thought, ... JUNE CARTER CASH I remember after that game, just having Warren catch the ball like that, it just all kind of caught ... KYLE SCHLICHER Because I love you.' It was easy to say it this time now that I understood what it meant. Then I quo... ANN AGUIRRE I just love the storyline, I thought it was hilarious - I loved that part when we opened the door, w... CAROLINE DHAVERNAS It was just brutal. It was a long, hard decision. I love coaching. Obviously every coach does. I jus... BRIAN BOWLES I could go on all night, Lake. I could go on and on and on about all the reasons I’m in love with ... COLLEEN HOOVER Loving is doing anything for them, thinking about them constantly and being able to spend your whole... CHRIS BROWN The question that I started off with was, I thought, very simple. It was just 'Is there a massiv... ANDREA M. GHEZ I have to say. I kind of love all that stuff - those physical challenges. I guess there will come a ... RICHARD ROXBURGH The moment you fall in love feels like it has centuries behind it, generations - all of them rearran... DAVID LEVITHAN I just love the storyline, I thought it was hilarious - I loved that part when we opened the door, w... CAROLINE DHAVERNAS It was just a situation that presented itself when I was in his neighborhood and at his home, and I ... BETH HOLLOWAY TWITTY Her face felt like it was scattered in pieces and she could not keep it straight. The feeling was a ... CARSON MCCULLERS I just looked like there was only one thing I could do: be in a band. It looked like I was already s... ALBERT HAMMOND, JR. If you love yourself, you love everybody else as you do yourself. As long as you love another person... MEISTER ECKHART At the time I thought this was my big chance for love, that I was going something very romantic and ... ANN PATCHETT I love you, ” he says , his words harsh and soft all at once. “ I love you and it isn’t enough... TAHEREH MAFI You do that Helen", Mallory dared. "And tell him we said to f*ck off while youre at it". CHLOE NEILL I reminded myself that there were just some things we never had talked about before, like sex, money... DOROTHY ALLISON Out of all the actors I have worked with, I love working with Larry Hagman the most. We were very cl... BARBARA EDEN It's always hard to remember love - years pass and you say to yourself, Was I really in love, or was... NORA EPHRON I love it here. My time on campus was great. I just like living off campus. ELIZABETH HESKETT To Jason, life was a gift to experience and a joy. When I got the news [of his death], it was just s... JEFF FADNESS 'Forensic Files' is amazing! I love it! There were marathons happening all the time in colle... CORY MICHAEL SMITH No, it's not that. It's not what you're thinking. I was serious when I said 'all of it'. I can remem... NICHOLAS SPARKS At the end of last season, the only thing I could think about was getting back this year to the dist... JEFF BEERS I love the script and I just thought it was a great role. Like I say, it's like this - the scrip... OLIVER PLATT What was it to love someone, what was love exactly, and why did it end or not end? Those were the re... PATRICIA HIGHSMITH I love to fool you once, I love to fool you twice, I love to fool you a third time. And just when yo... HARLAN COBEN We were 14-0 in each game and we should have won love and love. But after all that has happened it w... GAIL EMMS This only comes once in a lifetime. I think, basically, in two years I did probably what all I could... KO SIMPSON I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise. NOEL COWARD One looks at things differently when you don't have parents who look after you. Some think that you ... JACKIE CRUZ I'm really 100 per cent invested in 'Suburgatory' right now - I'm really focused on ... CHERYL HINES I love them because the relationship between men and women was different at that time, FRANCIS VEBER People ask about love. Real love. I was never in love; the people around me didn't love me. They... DICK DALE Now there is a final reason I think that Jesus says, "Love your enemies." It is this: that love has ... MARTIN LUTHER KING JR. I haven't done Vine in a long time, and when I first started, I just did stuff that I thought wa... MAISIE WILLIAMS It's kind of like what I was saying. When we went in to make the record, we would start with a riff ... BOBBY BURNS I just fell in love with his music. I thought Yanni was Japanese. I didn't have any idea what a ... LINDA EVANS I think when you get to the point where you don't need to be in love, then you could be in love.... JOHN CUSACK Before, when I looked at her, she was just the girl who was experiencing this weird phenomenon with ... COLLEEN HOOVER Rape's not something where you just go, "Well, get over it" or "Believe in love and peace, my child,... TORI AMOS I’ve never gotten a love letter before. But reading these notes like this, one after the other, it... JENNY HAN M: How do you feel about me? R: I think it's pretty obvious. M: Let's just say I need deta... JENNIFER L. ARMENTROUT Sometimes when you look back on a situation, you realize it wasn't all you thought it was. A beautif... HENRY BROMEL It was a long lay off before the game, but we're happy with what we did. I just felt the kids were c... DAN LIEDTKE I'm a pretty low key person when it comes to style, I love to be comfortable all the time. I lov... BIANCA LAWSON You could just tell the guys weren't focused in that first game. I haven't seen them like that in a ... ERIC MCARTHUR I thought it was just a bruise, ... I figured I'd be able to shake it off. But it didn't get any bet... LADELL BETTS Do you love me, Westley? Is that it?’ He couldn’t believe it. ‘Do I love you? My God, if... WILLIAM GOLDMAN It was a tough situation last year. We were never in the game at all after the first minute or two, ... FRANK SORIA It's a thrill because the movie was made for love. We did it because we thought it could be very spe... ANNETTE BENING I just had this notion that I wanted to do the most extreme thing I could and I also very consciousl... ARTO LINDSAY When I fall in love with someone, then that doesn’t “just” happen… When I love someone’s c... TOM HIDDLESTON And I was very comfortable with this band even when we disagreed. It takes a long time to feel comfo... EDIE BRICKELL I love you, Eliza,” I said. She thought about it. “No,” she said at last, “I don’t li... KURT VONNEGUT While I was drying off Maddie after her bath tonight, she said, 'I love you' to me for the first tim... JIM BEAVER When people get married because they think it's a long-time love affair, they'll be divorced very so... JOSEPH CAMPBELL I love being in my forties. Just getting there and realising that you haven't grown horns or boi... THANDIE NEWTON Thats the thing about the Internet. You can put a lot of distance between yourself and the person yo... ELLEN WRIGHT I don't pretend to know what love is for everyone, but I can tell you what it is for me; love is kno... DAVID HARKINS I don't pretend to know what love is for everyone, but I can tell you what it is for me; love is kno... JUDY GARLAND I thought how you can never tell just by looking at them what they were thinking or what was happeni... DAVID ALMOND I stopped singing for a long time because it just wasn't something I was very passionate about. BEBE WINANS Now at this very moment I knew that the United States was in the war, up to the neck and in to the d... WINSTON S. CHURCHILL As soon as it gets cooler out you feel like you want to hit somebody. It's just a game that you can'... DOUG WAECHTER I love to dance and dance all night long. DOUGLAS BOOTH I always thought I'd write about my dad, at some point, ... I didn't think it would be like this, bu... CAMERON CROWE What is this love that makes me see beauty, and makes every beautiful thing bring yo... KAMAND KOJOURI I don't think for a long time my parents even knew I was wrestling, even though they had arranged it... DARIN SCHRECK Just because somebody doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you wi... ASHISH KUMAR I was a piano player. I love piano playing. I just love all music. MACEO PARKER The strange thing about falling in love is, we know what it looks and feels like. But we can’t rea... CHARLIE MACLEAN The strange thing about falling in love is, we know what it looks and feels like. But we can’t rea... CHARLIE MACLEAN I love people. I was born loving people. BETSY PALMER Real love was cancer. All it took was one blink, and it would spread inside you like wildfire and co... L.J. SHEN When I was 22, I met with some janky manager, and she told me, 'You're never going to work a... MELISSA MCCARTHY I just love the hours of the theatre, I love the way it operates. I always say that when you're ... GAVIN MACLEOD Everyone wanted to believe that endless love was possible. She'd believed in it once too, back when ... NICHOLAS SPARKS Love is not all about loving everything perfect, it is when someones corrosive nature is the only th... MICHAEL BASSEY JOHNSON When you live without someone for as long as I have, love becomes this abstract concept, something y... LAURA THALASSA
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CHUCK PALAHNIUK Hysteria is only possible with an audience. CHUCK PALAHNIUK Game shows are designed to make us feel better about the random, useless facts that are all we have ... CHUCK PALAHNIUK Don't do what you want. Do what you don't want. Do what you're trained not to want. Do the things th... CHUCK PALAHNIUK With a gun stuck in your mouth and the barrel of the gun between your teeth, you can only talk in vo... CHUCK PALAHNIUK The things you own end up owning you. CHUCK PALAHNIUK No fear. No distractions. The ability to let that which does not matter truly slide. CHUCK PALAHNIUK We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depre... CHUCK PALAHNIUK We just had a near-life experience! CHUCK PALAHNIUK This is why I loved the support groups so much. If people thought you were dying, they gave you thei... CHUCK PALAHNIUK It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything. CHUCK PALAHNIUK If you could be God's worst enemy or nothing, which would you choose? CHUCK PALAHNIUK Being tired isn't the same as being rich, but most times it's close enough. CHUCK PALAHNIUK A minute of perfection was worth the effort. A moment was the most you could ever expect from perfec... CHUCK PALAHNIUK Masochism is a valuable job skill. CHUCK PALAHNIUK Someone bent on suicide won't have much sense of humor left. CHUCK PALAHNIUK Which is worse: Hell or nothing? CHUCK PALAHNIUK People don't want their lives fixed. Nobody wants their problems solved. Their dramas. Their distrac... CHUCK PALAHNIUK You buy furniture. You tell yourself, this is the last sofa I will ever need in my life. Buy the sof... CHUCK PALAHNIUK Real discoveries come from chaos. CHUCK PALAHNIUK The future is just wasted on some people. CHUCK PALAHNIUK You can find fresh pain every time you discover what you pretty much already know. 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