I threw everything I had at them. We just have had no consistency (on the mound).


Josh Herring

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We threw everything we had at him. We tried everything in our arsenal. Nothing worked.
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STEVE FRANKLIN
They hit everything I threw at them.
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I felt good getting on the mound and going one, two, three. I'm happy it wasn't like that Tigers gam...
CHAD CORDERO
Hitters never showed me up, as hard as I threw. And I was pretty mean out on the mound.
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DALE ROBINSON
We had some other opportunities and couldn't break through. When your big guys go to the mound, you'...
PHIL GARNER
He threw off the mound toward the end, really just to get him up on the hill and get used to the slo...
LARRY ROTHSCHILD
I put us in a hole, and with the way Derek threw, we had no chance after that.
GLENDON RUSCH
I owe everything I have to them when I'm out there on the mound. But I owe the fans nothing and they...
CHRISTY MATHEWSON
We threw everything but the kitchen sink at him. He's very good off the dribble; he can pop and shoo...
BRIAN BARBER
I put us in a hole, and with the way Derek threw today, we had no chance after that.
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CHRISTY MATHEWSON
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GARY WATERS
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TOMI LAHREN
They were doing a real good job running some games on defense, some games we had not seen. Give cred...
DENNIS ROLAND
We're pretty young as far as experience, especially on the mound. But all the little things I was lo...
JACK SCHIMANSKI
I just charged to the net and called for the puck, and Josh heard me I guess. He threw it right wher...
JACK SKILLE
Josh threw strikes and we made the plays in the field behind him.
HOWARD INCH
I told them at halftime it will come, we just had to patient.
DON TRENTHAM
Eric did an absolutely outstanding job on the mound. He threw strikes and we backed him up with some...
JOHN O'MALLEY
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You have to give credit to Smith. He threw a great game. He had everything going today. I don't thin...
BIEN FIGUEROA
They threw the installations of like 20 different calls on that first day, and I couldn't remember o...
DAVID BOWENS
I had no idea what I was going to do when they threw me out of school.
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PAT OLMI
I thought we had them a little on the ropes. I think we possibly could have had a heck of an upset.
CURT STELLFOX
If you look at what I do, there's no consistency. The consistency is that there is no consistenc...
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We just worked hard at it, ... They had the car set up on the edge. If something had happened and I ...
DAVID PEARSON
Eventually, he had me on the ground. And that's when I grabbed his glasses and I threw them. And so,...
JEAN BURKE
I felt like I had a cannon on my shoulder. But I had no control of it at all. It's just tough to hav...
DANA EVELAND
My approach to my subjects was very simple. I never had them pose, we just talked about everything i...
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They played well. We had plenty of opportunities, and we just couldn't do it. We give ourselves oppo...
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We had to move everything out, ... I have a candle maker now in Alabama. I'm sorry we had to quit ma...
VIRGINIA ANDERSON
We threw two knockout punches at them and they kept coming. I was pleased with our guys because I fe...
SCOT BUNNELL
I can make just such ones if I had tools, and I could make tools if I had tools to make them with.
ELI WHITNEY
If we had just gone around .500 on that trip, we still would have had a chance to make a run, ... Bu...
GARY MATTHEWS
Randy immediately came off the mound and had some choice words to say. I told him to knock it off an...
FIELDIN CULBRETH
I was upset with the pitch I threw and mad at myself because I shook him off and he wanted something...
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Everyone thinks Treasure Bay had no insurance. We had no insurance on our vessel, but we had insuran...
BERNIE BURKHOLDER
They threw everything they could at us. We could have folded and we didn't.
CHRIS PALLADINO
We threw a little bit of everything at them, and that seemed to get them out of their rhythm.
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We just wanted to come out here and play hard, ... We knew that we had Alan Horne on the mound and h...
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I had some pressure [on that play]. I threw my hand in his face. That was all I could do. They weren...
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Who am I?? No, No you don't ask the questions I ask them my question is how much stupid are you??......
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I just had command of three pitches. My secondary pitches, like the curveball and change-up, I threw...
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I loved baseball. I was a pitcher. I loved being on the mound because I also loved being at the cent...
JOHN HICKENLOOPER
Josh battled out there for his first game. We kept him at 70 pitches. He didn't get in too much trou...
TIM WILLIAMS
I didn't put any pressure on myself. It had been awhile since I started, so I was more calm on the m...
EZEQUIEL ASTACIO
The consistency I've had, I think, is the most important thing. When I'm pitching, I feel our team i...
CHRIS CARPENTER
I just threw it up. Call it luck. Call it skill. I have no idea.
LUKE WEAVER
They didn't even have a pitching mound so we had to build one out of wood.
JASON ROSS
I got married very early, and in no time at all, we had three children. And it seemed to me I had an...
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Relationships are a battle. They are a chess game. And what did I do? I just threw all my chess piec...
SOPHIE KINSELLA
I assumed that everything must yield to me, that the entire universe had to flatter my whims, and th...
MARQUIS DE SADE
I had a couple of tournaments that I threw away.
BRETT STEGMAIER
Just everything, really. We caught them on just about everything. Sometimes I think God was just rea...
GARY EVANS
I had no clue. Just take one of them out and put them in there.
TOMMY TUBERVILLE
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When I was at SEALS camp and had a stress fracture, those guys threw me over their shoulders. It's c...
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I dropped our very first pass, but the first touchdown was a perfect pass from Aaron. The defender h...
CHRIS ABEL
I must say I am much more aware of what I am doing on the court now, ... When I was in (the) Top 10,...
DANIELA HANTUCHOVA
We had more consistency. We started well and kept the momentum up.
ANITA HAUSER
I saw these pictures at an art show in New York and just had to have them at our gallery.
LINDA BRIDGES
Joey and Josh both threw strikes, but you can't have five errors and expect to win.
BRIAN SHIPLEY
I thought I was doing a good job because I had them organized in a box. We, the public, have no idea...
LOUISA JAGGAR
I think we needed that. We were just playing with them the whole game, we had to break away at some ...
MEL THOMAS
The U.S. had everything to lose. We had everything to win. The U.S. had pressure. We didn't have pre...
JOA ELFSBERG
We had some good moments, and we had some bad moments. Jeremy threw very well in his first outing. W...
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The last pitch I threw to Michael Young, that was about all I had left. I wanted them to call that a...
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I just felt all the air had been let out of me on everything that we stood for as a football program...
FLOYD KEITH
I wanted to be on the mound at the end of the game. I had a lot of respect for guys who did it and w...
B.J. RYAN
I give them credit, because they had us playing their style at the beginning. But once we got the pr...
BRANDON EVANS
If i had a second chance...i would choose to do everything the same exact way--i have no regrets and...
VIOLETA GARCIA
I had no interests. I had no interests in anything. I had no idea how I was going to escape. At leas...
CHARLES BUKOWSKI
We had no traffic at the net, we had no one going to the net. We have no one to blame but ourselves.
DAVE SPINALE
They played very well. They executed well, threw the ball well and ran well. We had no answers.
JOEL SANKEY
When I walked out on the mound, I felt enclosed. You see, I'd been used to playing on pastures, ...
TED LYONS
We had him. We talked about it on the mound -- 'The grass is slow here, so hop off' -- and he did. H...
JOE RANDA
We've had hundreds of people waiting at stations but we just don't have enough room. We're doing eve...
BOB GROVE
At home, growing up, we weren't really poor. We had everything we needed, we just didn't hav...
BARBARA KINGSOLVER
He probably threw more pitches than we would have liked. We would have put somebody else in, but he ...
JEFF TAGEANT
I had a sneaking suspicion that time was not constant, but I guess I could never prove it. I suppose...
MARK A. ROEDER
By recollecting the pleasures I have had formerly, I renew them, I enjoy them a second time, while I...
GIACOMO CASANOVA
I feel if we had two minutes more, just two minutes, we would have caught them and won.
JULIE PHILLIPS
I have no thoughts on it. I had no relationship with John Hart.
MICHAEL YOUNG
At school I had only admirers; I had no friends.
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We moved in 8th grade, so 7th grade I was doing okay, and then 8th grade, everything fell apart. I h...
LAUREN GRAHAM
Rob was pretty dominating on the mound. All his pitches were strikes and he did everything we could ...
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I just sat there and I just knew I had faith. When they interviewed me on TV, I told them we had the...
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Old maids sweeten their tea with scandal.
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There is no greater evidence of superior intelligence than to be surprised at nothing.
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I don't care how much a person talks, if they only say it in a few words.
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Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel.
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Don't ever prophesy; for if you prophesy wrong, nobody will forget it; and if you prophesy right, no...
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Don't put off till tomorrow what can be enjoyed today.
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One of the best temporary cures for pride and affection is seasickness; a man who wants to vomit nev...
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Wisdom has never made a bigot, but learning has.
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Poverty is the step-mother of genius.
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Remember the poor, it costs nothing.
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I am a poor man, but I have this consolation: I am poor by accident, not by design.
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Don't mistake pleasure for happiness. They are a different breed of dogs.
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A good place to visit, but a poor place to stay.
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Pity cost nothing and ain't worth nothing.
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About the most originality that any writer can hope to achieve honestly is to steal with good judgme...
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Consider the postage stamp, my son. It secures success through its ability to stick to one thing til...
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If a man should happen to reach perfection in this world, he would have to die immediately to enjoy ...
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To bring up a child in the way he should go -- travel that way yourself.
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When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man aro...
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The thinner the ice, the more anxious is everyone to see whether it will bear.
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The best medicine I know for rheumatism is to thank the Lord it ain't the gout.
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There are some people so addicted to exaggeration that they can't tell the truth without lying.
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It is a statistical fact that the wicked work harder to reach hell than the righteous do to enter he...
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It's not only the most difficult thing to know one's self, but the most inconvenient.
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The more humble a man is before God the more he will be exalted; the more humble he is before man, t...
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Every man has his follies -- and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.
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The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his ...
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Always live within your income, even if you have to borrow money to do so.
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Never run into debt, not if you can find anything else to run into.
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There are two kinds of fools: those who can't change their opinions and those who won t.
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Take all the fools out of this world and there wouldn't be any fun living in it, or profit.
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The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let him have his way.
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Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed.
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Honesty is the rarest wealth anyone can possess, and yet all the honesty in the world ain't lawful t...
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There's lots of people who spend so much time watching their health, they haven't got time to enjoy ...
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Experience is a school where a man learns what a big fool he has been.
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Experience increases our wisdom but doesn't reduce our follies.
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There is nothing so easy to learn as experience and nothing so hard to apply.
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One of the rarest things that a man ever does, is to do the best he can.
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I have lived in this world just long enough to look carefully the second time into things that I am ...
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There is a significant Latin proverb; to wit: Who will guard the guards?
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There's a great power in words, if you don't hitch too many of them together.
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It is better to know nothing than to know what ain't so.
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Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute.
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