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I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, 'Get the hell off my property.'


Joan Rivers

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FRANCINE RIVERS True beauty is rare, and seldom recognized by the one who possesses it.
FRANCINE RIVERS I want you to love me. I want you to trust me enough to let me love you, and I want you to stay here...
FRANCINE RIVERS When we started doing the college tours, the show was seen in a new light. It's really dealing with ...
BEN RIVERS We're reading some of the books about the Titanic. We're going to see the exhibit at the museum in a...
BEN RIVERS The less than polar conditions actually drew more people.
BEN RIVERS Love God and He will enable you to love others even when they disappoint you.
FRANCINE RIVERS Sideways rain. We threw it 59 times (actually 57).
PHILIP RIVERS Paul was absolutely sensational tonight. I didn't realize they had 50 and 43. I knew they had a lot....
DOC RIVERS I think audiences sometimes mistakenly assume a quality performance comes from some great emotional ...
RIVERS CUOMO Mara, that's the life I want to give you. That's what I'm offering you. I want to fill you life with...
FRANCINE RIVERS I don't know if it was vital [to get the win], but it was big. We needed the win because I look at t...
DOC RIVERS The interviews have been a little tough due to the fact that we're interviewing dogs. We see a l...
MELISSA RIVERS It didn't go smoothly; it was the most contentious thing I've ever done.
RIVERS CUOMO I don't know what next year will bring. I have no idea. I can tell you I have a lot of ideas for son...
RIVERS CUOMO It's up in the air, ... But in my mind, it's up in the air for every artist. Who knows, really, if t...
RIVERS CUOMO Once he gets in and just plays natural, be himself, he's going to do great. I like this guy. He's no...
MICKEY RIVERS I like watching because that's my style of play, ... When he does what he does, I enjoy it.
MICKEY RIVERS What was the name of that dog on 'Rin Tin Tin'?
MICKEY RIVERS What I really remember is that people camped out everywhere, and the fact everybody expected it migh...
JOHNNY RIVERS These conquerors of the world are slaves to their passions, and someday their passions will bring th...
FRANCINE RIVERS Our boys mean a lot to us. We've been hooked for some time.
ALLEN RIVERS I found that so many people in the music business started out as metalheads in the Eighties - whethe...
RIVERS CUOMO The message that is coming across from the media is clearly, 'Watch out, women, if you're ambitious....
CARYL RIVERS I'm not sitting here all fired up like I've achieved something, ... I'm pleased that I've made some ...
PHILIP RIVERS I'm sure there will be a different report every day for the next six months, and I'm not going to ge...
PHILIP RIVERS