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I told the umpires to walk back at least thirty-five feet from home plate. That reduced the arguments."


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BILL ENGVALL I'm a blue collar guy.
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BILL ENGVALL A good hitting instructor is able to mold his teaching to the individual. If a guy stands on his hea...
BILL ROBINSON Jason McDermott's political career, however bogus, appears to have had an early and promising st...
BILL DEDMAN All my memories of being in Las Vegas with Bobby were great. Frank Sinatra brought us to the Sands H...
BILL MEDLEY No matter how good you get, there's always something further out there.
BILL WALTON Television isn't inherently good or bad. You go to a bookstore, there are how many thousands of ...
BILL NYE I think when Kevin Nash put himself on the booking committee and then gave me my first loss, that wa...
BILL GOLDBERG People keep telling us, that they didn't know when they were booking tickets for it, but afterwa...
BILL IRWIN