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It's the same thing ... BRIE LARSON I've realised that I am who I am and that is it. Like it or lump it. I'm not around to pleas... KRISTIN SCOTT THOMAS I'm not a big, huge star, and so when people see me, it's usually to talk about something I&... JASON BATEMAN My idea is just to do something different each time; the next thing I do has to be completely differ... EDDIE MARSAN I wasn't trying to fit into a thing... it was not like I was like, 'Right, I'm the Han; ... DAISY RIDLEY I read so many things because a colleague or a friend will post something, and I'll be able to l... OLIVIA WILDE I'm sometimes accused of being hostile to mutual funds. That's not fair, really. There is a ... KENNETH FISHER One day I think it's the greatest idea ever that I'm working on. The next day I think it'... ERIC CARLE I'm asking God to bless you with something that unsettles you, disturbs you, and upsets you. CRAIG GROESCHEL I'm not trying to be something that I'm not, and I think a lot of people can relate to that.... A.J. STYLES I have a pretty clear picture of the whole weight of my life, and there are things that I've don... DAVID CROSBY I haven't got as much money as some folks, but I've got as much impudence as any of them, an... JOSH BILLINGS I'm sometimes a cartoonist, and there's an audience for that, and I'm sometimes an illus... ADRIAN TOMINE If it's a good song and it fits me, that's what I'm going to do, I'm not out there t... GEORGE STRAIT I'm super excited about gaming always. That's the thing that I geek out over; those are the ... FELICIA DAY I want to make the music that's not there anymore. I'm so passionate about the singing voice... SAM SMITH I've been able to find just as much interesting, exciting music through the Internet and iTunes.... COLIN HANKS I've got a very short attention span, and this has been part of the reason I'm so kind of du... GIN WIGMORE I don't just rely on my right hand when I'm in the ring. That's the least thing I think ... DEONTAY WILDER I've attended many concerts where I felt let down and I was wishing it would be something else. ... TRENT REZNOR I'm not trying to stay in the same place and I'm not trying to compete with what's curre... EDDIE MONEY My general idea of the world is that I'm not different at all because I'm a girl. So I get b... CAM I'm not very good at time off. I'm happier when I'm working. It's something to do wi... EMILIA FOX I'm not trying necessarily to become a movie star; that wouldn't be bad but that's not t... PHIL COLLINS I love women. I'm trying to do beautiful things with them. I'm not trying to insult them. My... CALVIN KLEIN There are lots of research, of course, saying that a vast majority of us have been exposed to racial... TIM WISE To me, it's always been a challenge to look for the light: to look for those spaces in your hear... DAVE GAHAN I'm always looking to the next thing. There are always hurdles, whether it's the White House... JIMMY KIMMEL For me, until I know that the audience really gets what I'm trying to communicate I'm not do... JUDD APATOW I'm not just offensive, I'm very smart about the way that I do it, and that takes a lot of t... ANTHONY JESELNIK I've been to the studio several times, and it's not that I'm not happy with what I'v... EVAN PARKER There are a lot of female characters out there that, when they fall on hard times, they sort of stew... ARI GRAYNOR I'm not trying to find another thing that's wrong with me, but I'm such a nice person, a... TRACEY EMIN I'm attracted to things that are in direct opposition to something that I've just done. It... ANNA KENDRICK The English people, a lot of them, would not be able to understand a word of spoken Shakespeare. The... COLIN FIRTH I go into it with the attitude that I'm not going to look at my leg, and as soon as they get the... TONY STEWART I'm not like a legend that - so I'm sort of in the middle in this sort of gray area where, y... BRIAN MCKNIGHT I'm not God's gift to rockabilly. There's great players out there, and some of them dese... BRIAN SETZER I'm aware of my audience in a way, and I do try to engage with them while I'm trying to go a... DAVID ANTIN I feel 'proud' whenever I feel that I've worked on something for a certain amount of tim... TAO LIN There are those who advocate, and those who do. I'm not trying to slight my peers, but there is ... JON BON JOVI Nobody was listening when I learned how to play music. But there's something about being on stag... NORAH JONES When you see me on TV, that's about as close to my real personality as you can get. There are a ... JOHN CENA I've calmed down. Looking back, I was engaged more in dramas than I was in relationships. I'... ELIZABETH WURTZEL There's a huge part of me that's thinking about perfection. I have to fight that urge, to tr... AARON DIEHL Let's head out to the ruins." - Dan Cahill ROLAND SMITH I'm going to try to do music for the rest of my life, but that's just trying. Maybe it's... MAC DEMARCO I'm not going to talk about Picasso. I have done my duty to those memories. I have had a great c... FRANCOISE GILOT There's no master plan; I'm just going with what I'm inspired to do and what I get asked... NAT WOLFF Which implies that the real issue in art is the audience's response. Now I claim that when I mak... RICHARD FOREMAN I'm totally not against plastic surgery. I've tried Botox before. That's the only thing ... KIM KARDASHIAN I've learned that there's a signature Metallica sound, and if we stray too far from that, ou... KIRK HAMMETT I don't feel that I'm explaining the world or teaching people anything. And I'm not tryi... STEVEN WRIGHT My dad loves to be talked about, good or bad. He just loves it. He's not even hearing the conten... SARAH SILVERMAN The funny thing about 'Take Shelter' is that a lot of people talk about how it was allegory ... JEFF NICHOLS The important thing to me is that I'm not driven by people's praise and I'm not slowed d... RUSSELL CROWE Tight hamstrings are fierce. And I'm guilty of not allocating the time that I should to stretch.... BILL RANCIC The one thing I've learned, getting out to all those foreign and domestic locales, is that peopl... WOLFMAN JACK I'm from Louisiana, and that's where I got my start, in Cajun music. There's a huge musi... HUNTER HAYES If I'm thinking about a particular injury, then I'm already a step behind. If I'm so gun... CAM NEWTON Writing by myself, I spread that out more. I'll spend more time on a song then. I'm more cri... HUNTER HAYES That's the most beautiful thing that I like about boxing: you can take a punch. The biggest thin... DAVID O. RUSSELL I'm not perfect. I'm never going to be. And that's the great thing about living the Chri... TIM TEBOW I try to avoid wearing black because sometimes it's the easy option. But I'm young, so it... EMMA WATSON I have three girls, and I say the same thing to them. I'm not involved in their careers because ... DIANA ROSS I've probably had my best time acting - or not acting, or trying to not act - on things like ... AIDAN GILLEN And I'm a pretty avid photographer, I've been into photography for years now, so I try to sp... DANNY MCBRIDE There's a reason that I have confidence out there, and it's about how I prepare for games an... STEPHEN CURRY 'Entity' is not about science. The process behind it may dictate the nature of the piece, bu... WAYNE MCGREGOR There's so many issues tied to the meat industry. I mean, social, environmental, humanitarian - ... MAGGIE Q You're not going to say anything about me that I'm not going to say about myself. There'... EMINEM It's not really that I've been an advocate for hearing aids for a long time, it's just t... LESLIE NIELSEN I'm not one of those actresses that's going to feel like I never achieved my dreams and goal... MING-NA WEN I'm not super nostalgic for friendships I've lost along the way. I feel like, if they were t... KATIE ASELTON In a way, I'm always trying to do something I'm not qualified to do. So I feel that lack of ... JENNIFER EGAN My wonderful editor, Jackie Onassis, asked me to write a book that I wanted to write. I said, 'L... JUDITH JAMISON There are a bunch of songs that I think are beautiful recordings, and I'm proud of them, but I... DAMIEN RICE I learned quickly that if the student's perception is that you're not listening to them, and... TIM GUNN The last thing I'm gonna do is, 'This is dynamite!' That's not my gig, man. I love t... GUY FIERI I'm not trying to brainwash my critics. If they're critics, they're critics, and that... JOHN CENA There's a window in my life which is football. I try to remember that it's not going to be t... JUNIOR SEAU It always gave me the creeps when I saw performers who desperately wanted the audience to like them.... BARBRA STREISAND Every night when I go out on stage, there's always one nagging fear in the back of my mind. I... DON RICKLES I'm not one of those girls who can think, 'Right, I'll put a scarf with that and a littl... SOPHIE WINKLEMAN It's always better to shock people and change people's expectations than to give them exactl... JONAH HILL I'm not an academic; I'm not an archaeologist. I'm a writer, communicating ideas to the ... GRAHAM HANCOCK I'm fortunate now that I coach at Duke University and we've won a lot. I have some kids who ... MIKE KRZYZEWSKI Yeah, I'm very impressed with Lifetime, this is the first time I've worked with them. I real... BEAU BRIDGES Even after the dehadhyas (the belief that 'I am the body') has gone, people will say, "I saw you eat... DADA BHAGWAN I definitely have my opinions that I'm very vocal about and I'm not afraid to put them out t... 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CHUCK PALAHNIUK Hysteria is only possible with an audience. CHUCK PALAHNIUK Game shows are designed to make us feel better about the random, useless facts that are all we have ... CHUCK PALAHNIUK Don't do what you want. Do what you don't want. Do what you're trained not to want. Do the things th... CHUCK PALAHNIUK With a gun stuck in your mouth and the barrel of the gun between your teeth, you can only talk in vo... CHUCK PALAHNIUK The things you own end up owning you. CHUCK PALAHNIUK No fear. No distractions. The ability to let that which does not matter truly slide. CHUCK PALAHNIUK We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depre... CHUCK PALAHNIUK We just had a near-life experience! CHUCK PALAHNIUK This is why I loved the support groups so much. If people thought you were dying, they gave you thei... CHUCK PALAHNIUK It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything. CHUCK PALAHNIUK If you could be God's worst enemy or nothing, which would you choose? CHUCK PALAHNIUK Being tired isn't the same as being rich, but most times it's close enough. CHUCK PALAHNIUK A minute of perfection was worth the effort. A moment was the most you could ever expect from perfec... CHUCK PALAHNIUK Masochism is a valuable job skill. CHUCK PALAHNIUK Someone bent on suicide won't have much sense of humor left. CHUCK PALAHNIUK Which is worse: Hell or nothing? CHUCK PALAHNIUK People don't want their lives fixed. Nobody wants their problems solved. Their dramas. Their distrac... CHUCK PALAHNIUK You buy furniture. You tell yourself, this is the last sofa I will ever need in my life. Buy the sof... CHUCK PALAHNIUK Real discoveries come from chaos. CHUCK PALAHNIUK The future is just wasted on some people. CHUCK PALAHNIUK You can find fresh pain every time you discover what you pretty much already know. 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