I try to save being angry for the really important moments - for special occasions.

Muzaffarnagar is 40 kilometers from my village. So I used to see films if I was able to save money and on special occasions like Eid, Diwali.

I can't imagine Jon Cryer performing with the New York Philharmonic isn't one of the signs of apocalypse.

Sarcasm is lost in print.

If you can find it in you to love how stupid the entertainment industry is, you can have a great career.

To avoid ignorance and bullying, I've had to hide the fact that I'm a troll. You have no idea how much time and money I've spent on electrolysis and hair dye and reconstructive surgery so I can look like this.