I used to save pennies for my 10-year-old grandson. I had one of those casino buckets full, another three-quarters. My wife thinks I'm crazy for picking them up.

My daughter-in-law wants enough to build a patio.

All I can figure is that the buffet floated, and when the waters receded it must have slowly tipped over and set those dishes down. And they were still stacked.

After Camille, the car was pushed up against the fence. A guy stopped by with a big wad of bills. He gave me $50. I don't think they'll want this car.

The philistine provides the best definition of art. Anything that makes him rage is first class.

Firstly, we have personnel records of persons we hired, persons we fired, reasons we fired them and so forth. These records have nothing to do with the assassination of the president and, therefore, ought to remain in the files.