I only know two pieces; one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't.
VICTOR BORGE My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother caught it and d...
VICTOR BORGE He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
VICTOR BORGE I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible... and I wish to thank my children for making ...
VICTOR BORGE If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's my reward.
VICTOR BORGE Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more log...
VICTOR BORGE I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing...
VICTOR BORGE Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic i...
VICTOR BORGE Happiness is good health and a bad memory.
VICTOR BORGE When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance.
VICTOR BORGE The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.
VICTOR BORGE Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic i...
VICTOR BORGE Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
VICTOR BORGE Laughter is the closest distance between two people.
VICTOR BORGE Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.
VICTOR BORGE If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's my reward.
VICTOR BORGE I could live a week on one good compliment.
BORGE VICTOR I only know two pieces; one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't.
VICTOR BORGE A smile is the shortest distance between two people.
VICTOR BORGE I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I'v...
VICTOR BORGE Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year
VICTOR BORGE I only know two pieces; one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't
VICTOR BORGE (Responding to a sneeze from the audience) Who exploded?
VICTOR BORGE I'd like to thank my parents for making this night possible. And my children for making it necessary...
VICTOR BORGE I normally don't do requests. Unless, of course, I have been asked to do so.
VICTOR BORGE One afternoon, when I was four years old, my father came home, and he found me in the living room in...
VICTOR BORGE I know [canned music] makes chickens lay more eggs and factory workers produce more. But how much mo...
VICTOR BORGE (Referring to the piano's natural shape) Isn't it a shame when those big fat opera singers lean agai...
VICTOR BORGE When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance
VICTOR BORGE You want something by Bach? Which one, Johann Sebastian or Jacques Offen?
VICTOR BORGE He was happily married - but his wife wasn't
VICTOR BORGE I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible...and I wish to thank my children for making i...
VICTOR BORGE The shortest distance between two people is a smile.
VICTOR BORGE The doctors who have examined me say I am healthy enough for a long life, so don't have any illu...
TOMAS BORGE Our pledge is to hold elections in the year 1985. The form of elections has not yet been determined,...
TOMAS BORGE I never dreamed about being a millionaire - I dreamed about being a football player.
VICTOR CRUZ One of the reasons I love devils so much is not based in my faith, but because as a kid, I grew up l...
VICTOR LAVALLE When dictatorship is a fact, revolution becomes a right.
VICTOR HUGO No one can keep a secret better than a child.
VICTOR HUGO There are no rules, no models; rather, there are no rules other than the general laws of Nature.
VICTOR HUGO But when ill indeed, Even dismissing the doctor don't always succeed.
VICTOR HUGO A noble soul and real poetic talent are almost always inseparable.
VICTOR HUGO One believes others will do what he will do to himself.
VICTOR HUGO The word is the Verb, and the Verb is God.
VICTOR HUGO A war between Europeans is a civil war.
VICTOR HUGO One sometimes says: 'He killed himself because he was bored with life.' One ought rather to ...
VICTOR HUGO Indigestion is charged by God with enforcing morality on the stomach.
VICTOR HUGO A faith is a necessity to a man. Woe to him who believes in nothing.
VICTOR HUGO I would have liked to be - indeed, I should have been - a second Rembrandt.
VICTOR HUGO Men become accustomed to poison by degrees.
VICTOR HUGO Sublime upon sublime scarcely presents a contrast, and we need a little rest from everything, even t...
VICTOR HUGO The animal is ignorant of the fact that he knows. The man is aware of the fact that he is ignorant.
VICTOR HUGO Nature has made a pebble and a female. The lapidary makes the diamond, and the lover makes the woman...
VICTOR HUGO The beautiful has but one type, the ugly has a thousand.
VICTOR HUGO Hell is an outrage on humanity. When you tell me that your deity made you in his image, I reply that...
VICTOR HUGO The first symptom of love in a young man is timidity; in a girl boldness.
VICTOR HUGO The wise man does not grow old, but ripens.
VICTOR HUGO Love that is not jealous is neither true nor pure.
VICTOR HUGO It is from books that wise people derive consolation in the troubles of life.
VICTOR HUGO Without vanity, without coquetry, without curiosity, in a word, without the fall, woman would not be...
VICTOR HUGO To rise from error to truth is rare and beautiful.
VICTOR HUGO All the forces in the world are not so powerful as an idea whose time has come.
VICTOR HUGO Death has its revelations: the great sorrows which open the heart open the mind as well; light comes...
VICTOR HUGO When God desires to destroy a thing, he entrusts its destruction to the thing itself. Every bad inst...
VICTOR HUGO To love another person is to see the face of God.
VICTOR HUGO Scepticism, that dry caries of the intelligence.
VICTOR HUGO The learned man knows that he is ignorant.
VICTOR HUGO Thought is more than a right - it is the very breath of man. Whoever fetters thought attacks man him...
VICTOR HUGO Rhyme, that enslaved queen, that supreme charm of our poetry, that creator of our meter.
VICTOR HUGO One sees qualities at a distance and defects at close range.
VICTOR HUGO Many great actions are committed in small struggles.
VICTOR HUGO To be perfectly happy it does not suffice to possess happiness, it is necessary to have deserved it.
VICTOR HUGO Joy's smile is much closer to tears than laughter.
VICTOR HUGO Everything being a constant carnival, there is no carnival left.
VICTOR HUGO The greatest happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved; loved for ourselves, or rather, ...
VICTOR HUGO The ode lives upon the ideal, the epic upon the grandiose, the drama upon the real.
VICTOR HUGO Doing nothing is happiness for children and misery for old men.
VICTOR HUGO To contemplate is to look at shadows.
VICTOR HUGO To think of shadows is a serious thing.
VICTOR HUGO Perseverance, secret of all triumphs.
VICTOR HUGO Virtue has a veil, vice a mask.
VICTOR HUGO Style is the substance of the subject called unceasingly to the surface.
VICTOR HUGO Stupidity talks, vanity acts.
VICTOR HUGO Blessed be Providence which has given to each his toy: the doll to the child, the child to the woman...
VICTOR HUGO The soul has illusions as the bird has wings: it is supported by them.
VICTOR HUGO What would be ugly in a garden constitutes beauty in a mountain.
VICTOR HUGO To love beauty is to see light.
VICTOR HUGO I met in the street a very poor young man who was in love. His hat was old, his coat worn, his cloak...
VICTOR HUGO It is by suffering that human beings become angels.
VICTOR HUGO Dear God! how beauty varies in nature and art. In a woman the flesh must be like marble; in a statue...
VICTOR HUGO The most powerful symptom of love is a tenderness which becomes at times almost insupportable.
VICTOR HUGO To love is to act.
VICTOR HUGO I believe sci-fi fans are incredibly intelligent.
VICTOR WEBSTER I was raised doing martial arts.
VICTOR WEBSTER I do a lot of mixed martial arts - it's like unlimited fighting. I do Brazilian jujutsu, beach v...
VICTOR WEBSTER Television is generally on the conservative side, so if you're seeing it represented on TV, that...
VICTOR WEBSTER If you're not challenged, you'll get bored.
VICTOR WEBSTER I think I'd just like to get in a time machine and travel and never come back. The '20s woul...
VICTOR WEBSTER I fight for the debunking of the artist and an end to individual pictures.
VICTOR VASARELY It is the original idea that is unique, not the object itself.
VICTOR VASARELY When I was about 13 or 14, I had an English teacher who made a deal with me that I could get out of ...
VICTOR SALVA I think that's still the most primal fear of all humans: to be eaten.
VICTOR SALVA I don't have any illusion that The Creeper is as popular or will ever be as popular as any of th...
VICTOR SALVA I think I'm very interested in people, in the way our minds work and how we navigate through the...
VICTOR SALVA I've never made any effort to hide what happened. I served my time, I've tried to learn and ...
VICTOR SALVA 'Jaws' was the definitive filmmaking turning point for me. It came out in the summer of '...
VICTOR SALVA The best thing anyone can do in life is to give opportunities to a child.
VICTOR PONTA Poland is much more advanced than Romania in structural reforms.
VICTOR PONTA I would like to thank my colleagues for voting a Social Democrat prime minister and to assure them I...
VICTOR PONTA Romania strongly supports Turkey's E.U. accession.
VICTOR PONTA There is no breach of European rules committed by companies from Romania or on Romanian territory.
VICTOR PONTA Using cold facts and figures, leaders throughout the West must become more transparent with their ci...
VICTOR PONTA Only together do Europe and the U.S. stand a chance of keeping liberal democracy as the central doct...
VICTOR PONTA You should see all the negative things that the Romanian press writes about me.
VICTOR PONTA I am a committed European; a united Europe is Romania's future.
VICTOR PONTA Ever since I took to the streets when I was 17 to protest at great personal risk against the communi...
VICTOR PONTA Reducing debt through budgetary consolidation is essential to restoring Europe's financial healt...
VICTOR PONTA I hope Greece is going to remain in the Euro zone.
VICTOR PONTA All children should have equal opportunities.
VICTOR PONTA We can only restore faith in government if the state itself becomes an efficient, effective and tran...
VICTOR PONTA In Romania, we have pledged to create a modern public service: well-educated, appropriately rewarded...
VICTOR PONTA My government has promised to comprehensively respect the independence of the judiciary.
VICTOR PONTA Uncertainty is normal in the first few days of a new government.
VICTOR PONTA Research suggests that large divisions of income and wealth weaken demand and generate economic imba...
VICTOR PONTA If history judges society for how it treats those in need, so markets judge economies by the incenti...
VICTOR PONTA In the end, I think the majority of Romanian society will understand that if we respect environmenta...
VICTOR PONTA The image of Russian troops pouring into Ukraine and encircling military units in Crimea has been a ...
VICTOR PONTA I see four principles as laying the foundations for the kind of economic recovery Europe needs: fair...
VICTOR PONTA All sensible politicians favor growth, just as we all favor sound public finances. Both can be achie...
VICTOR PONTA Turkey is a model of economic and social development, especially in terms of human resources and reg...
VICTOR PONTA NATO remains the cornerstone of Atlantic security.
VICTOR PONTA I conduct business, not dependent of public sentiment, but according to the rules of fair business.
VICTOR PINCHUK For me it's very important to turn Kiev into one of the main centers of contemporary art in the ...
VICTOR PINCHUK I don't want to privatise part of the parliament, like some people in Russia.
VICTOR PINCHUK My pipe business I created from scratch; my media assets and bank I bought from the secondary market...
VICTOR PINCHUK Olafur Eliasson is also one of the most visionary artists I've ever met. He is from Denmark and ...
VICTOR PINCHUK Businessmen need to understand the challenges of society and contribute to solving them.
VICTOR PINCHUK I am a citizen of the world, and also a citizen of Ukraine.
VICTOR PINCHUK In all the world, rich people are very unpopular.
VICTOR PINCHUK Ukrainian business must really embrace global competition. We need to understand that competition fo...
VICTOR PINCHUK Financial crisis is the moment of truth for real collectors and true artists.
VICTOR PINCHUK Contemporary art will help me to modernise our society.
VICTOR PINCHUK Design, if it is to be ecologically responsible and socially responsive, must be revolutionary and r...
VICTOR PAPANEK The only important thing about design is how it relates to people.
VICTOR PAPANEK There are professions more harmful than industrial design, but only a few.
VICTOR PAPANEK I appreciate everything that has been done for me. After a difficult start, I've just followed m...
VICTOR ORTIZ Later in life, when I'm retired and have a family of my own and will be able to send my kids to ...
VICTOR ORTIZ I am very proud of the fact that I get to go out there every day and train in order to represent the...
VICTOR ORTIZ When you're growing up, it's always nice to have someone you can relate and look up to. I...
VICTOR ORTIZ I do not have a family, per se. When I was younger, I grew up in foster care with my brother and sis...
VICTOR ORTIZ I've always been seen as the underdog in everything I've ever done in my life, and it doesn&...
VICTOR ORTIZ Growing up, you always want to hang with your dad - go fishing or whatever. But my dad was always wo...
VICTOR OLADIPO I'm just abnormal. I'm a weird dude.
VICTOR OLADIPO I feel like I have another level every year that I start a new season of basketball. If I continue t...
VICTOR OLADIPO I want to stop piling people into prisons and stop branding people with a felony for a personal weak...
VICTOR MITCHELL There is no reason why any public school district in our state should be on a four-day school week. ...
VICTOR MITCHELL I would consider myself conservative but sensible and pragmatic.
VICTOR MITCHELL My son's a West Point cadet.
VICTOR MITCHELL We are very committed to putting forward a really bold message for the state of Colorado.
VICTOR MITCHELL I had a 100 percent voting record with the NRA, but I don't believe in bazookas in our schools.
VICTOR MITCHELL I don't think that attorneys should be in any way running for governor.
VICTOR MITCHELL We've got to stop pandering and start leading.
VICTOR MITCHELL The voters of Colorado deserve honest, straight-talking elected officials.
VICTOR MITCHELL My wife and I have very deep roots in Colorado, and we can't see ourselves living anywhere else.
VICTOR MITCHELL I started working at age thirteen. I'm a product of public schools, I'm a product of a publi...
VICTOR MITCHELL My mother has a tremendous amount of pride and self-respect. She won't take assistance from anyb...
VICTOR MITCHELL I lived in New York until I was eleven years old, when my mother left my two older sisters and my fa...
VICTOR MITCHELL The enhanced features of our ad products would require sufficient understanding from our sales force...
VICTOR KOO The combined entity Youku Tudou Inc. represents a dominant leader in online video sector in China wi...
VICTOR KOO Youku Tudou kicked off 2014 in a positive direction. Mobile has become the number one screen for You...
VICTOR KOO Since our inception, Youku Tudou as the leader in the multi-screen video space has helped transform ...
VICTOR KOO Back in 2005-2006 when Tudou and Youku were founded, we saw the inflection point with the opportunit...
VICTOR KOO Getting direct consumer revenue through movies or games or other culture products is something that ...
VICTOR KOO If you do like what you do, you're cooperating and sharing.
VICTOR KOO If you don't like what you do, you're probably dragging your feet.
VICTOR KOO If I hadn't gone to Stanford, I'd be working at P&G now.
VICTOR KOO While we can learn from U.S. models, we certainly can't practice them.
VICTOR KOO Youku Tudou has helped transform how media and entertainment-related content is distributed and mark...
VICTOR KOO At the Hong Kong festival, we were co-producers of the opening film, 'Aberdeen,' which is th...
VICTOR KOO In China, going public has a cachet from a branding standpoint. It will improve our image to ad agen...
VICTOR KOO In the U.S., search engines are king. That is because everyone already knows what they are looking f...
VICTOR KOO The online video business started in both China and the US around 2005/6, when broadband penetration...
VICTOR KOO Both YouKu and Tudou do original content for a number of years, and we position it based on our diff...
VICTOR KOO 'YouKu' means what's best and what's cool in Chinese. So, the whole product philosop...
VICTOR KOO Remember, when YouTube was founded in the U.S., America's Funniest Home Videos had been around f...
VICTOR KOO I do wish to emphasize that in light of the Alibaba deal, Youku Tudou management will remain indepen...
VICTOR KOO Our platform is a one-stop shop, from marketing and promotion through to ticketing. But even in the ...
VICTOR KOO Youku Tudou is a hybrid, like combining Netflix and YouTube. Like Netflix, with Youku, which launche...
VICTOR KOO If Youku had adopted YouTube's business model, we just would not be here. We would not exist.
VICTOR KOO With the rapid growth of Internet users in China bringing online video into a new paradigm, the mark...
VICTOR KOO It's very hard to just have a pure form like a Hulu or a YouTube to be successful in China becau...
VICTOR KOO On top of opportunities in further traffic growth, there are increasing opportunities to fully reali...
VICTOR KOO Our management team strongly believes that the key opportunity of our business does not only come fr...
VICTOR KOO You can only govern men by serving them. The rule is without exception.
VICTOR KIAM Information is a negotiator's greatest weapon.
VICTOR KIAM You can hype a questionable product for a little while, but you'll never build an enduring busin...
VICTOR KIAM What's really important in life? Sitting on a beach? Looking at television eight hours a day? I ...
VICTOR KIAM The reactions of organic magnesium compounds are of two kinds - reactions of substitution and reacti...
VICTOR GRIGNARD Organic compounds exist in which a hydrogen atom, joined to the carbon, acquires acid properties as ...
VICTOR GRIGNARD Whereas, generally speaking, zinc reacts suitably only with the first members of the alkyl iodides, ...
VICTOR GRIGNARD