I used to think I was poor. Then they told me I wasn't poor, I was needy. Then they told me it was self-defeating to think of myself as needy. I was deprived. (Oh not deprived but rather underprivileged.) Then they told me that underprivileged was overused. I was disadvantaged. I still don't have a dime. But I have a great vocabulary.


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JULES RENARD
Never does one feel oneself so utterly helpless as in trying to speak comfort for great bereavement....
JULES RENARD
There are moments when everything goes well; don't be frightened, it won't last
JULES RENARD
Don't tell a woman she's pretty; tell her there's no other woman like her, and all roads will open t...
JULES RENARD
Liberty is worth paying for . . .
JULES VERNE
Whatever one man is capable of conceiving, other men will be able to achieve
JULES VERNE
I repeat that the distance between the earth and her satellite is a mere trifle, and undeserving of ...
JULES VERNE
Music is no longer tasted it is swallowed.
JULES VERNE
Science, my boy, is made up of mistakes, but they are mistakes which it is useful to make, because t...
JULES VERNE
I see that it is by no means useless to travel, if a man wants to see something new
JULES VERNE
It is a great misfortune to be alone, my friends; and it must be believed that solitude can quickly ...
JULES VERNE
Rewriting to me means, if I work on it for three days, I've rewritten it.
JULES SHEAR
You cannot oppose reasoning to pride, the principal of all the vices, since, by its very nature, the...
JULES VERNE
Your story is not a picture of life; it lacks the elements of truth. And why? Simply because you run...
JULES VERNE
The resolutions passed at the last meeting produced a great effect out of doors. Timid people took f...
JULES VERNE
He believed in it, as certain good women believe in the leviathan--by faith, not by reason.
JULES VERNE
Anything one man can imagine, other men can make real
JULES VERNE