I used to watch 'The Waltons' and sob because my family was nothing like that. We had a cruel sense of humor in my family.

I have a very silly sense of humor. I've never laughed harder in my entire life than seeing someone with toilet paper stuck on the bottom of their shoe.

Fate has a cruel sense of humor, don't you think?

When a chick has a sense of humor, there's nothing more attractive.

I like the brooding man - a brooding man with a sense of humor.

One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you.