I used to work on a survey crew, because my dad was an engineer, but he was also a surveyor.

I was an altar boy, which I loved and am very proud of. It was strict, but also really nice.

In the household in which I was raised, the themes were pretty simple. 'Work hard. Don't quit. Be appreciative, be thankful, be grateful, be respectful. Also, never whine, never complain. And always, for crying out loud, keep a sense of humor.'

David Letterman used to say, 'I wasn't the class clown, but I wrote for him,' and that's exactly it. You want to be known to be funny without having it pointed out.

I watch 'Morning Joe' occasionally. I used to watch a lot more than I do now, but I watched it, and all of a sudden, there was this love fest, for crying out loud - this inexplicable love fest one morning - for The Donald.

I don't think there's anybody better than Leonardo DiCaprio, and I've been saying that since before anyone knew who he was.