FastSaying

I want a schedule-keeping, waking-up-early, wallet-carrying, picture-hanging man. I don't care if he takes prescription drugs for cholesterol or hair loss.


Mindy Kaling

  Email Quote to Friends   Link to Quote   Create Short URL  Publish Text About This Quote   Share on Facebook, Twitter, and more
  See Recommended Quotes For You

Related

I’m only marginally qualified to be giving advice at all. My body mass index is certainly not idea...
MINDY KALING To those many millions of you unfamiliar with my work, I play a caddish British doctor in practice w...
ED WEEKS I don't plan or schedule my career thinking first I will play a common man, then a police office...
NIVIN PAULY Mindy Kaling gets her own line in the acknowledgments, as previously negotiated by her representativ...
B.J. NOVAK I don't care whether a role is 10 minutes long or two hours. And I don't care whether my nam...
ERNEST BORGNINE I don't want to be a thief of my own wallet.
JOHAN CRUYFF I don't know if I should care for a man who made life easy; I should want someone who made it in...
EDITH WHARTON When I grew up, I never saw anyone looking like me on TV, you know? I'm so glad to see a lot mor...
PRIYANKA CHOPRA I don't have maids or servants, and my husband and I love waking up early and going to the 24-ho...
DOLLY PARTON For people on social assistance, the loss of free dental care, prescription drugs and subsidized hou...
KIM CAMPBELL I can't wait to be that age and hanging out with a bunch of people hanging out all day playing g...
CAMERON DIAZ I don't like men who blow-dry their hair. If you are a man and you blow-dry your hair, then I do...
JACK DEE If I don't get food in my mouth, I'm still happy. If my pants are round my ankles, as long a...
MICHAEL J. FOX When I talk football with my friends, I don't talk about Tom Brady's hair. I talk about how ...
INDRA NOOYI I don't do drugs. I am drugs.
SALVADOR DALI I'm not high maintenance, and I'm not into a highly manicured man. I don't want to see a...
CECILY STRONG I don't do drugs. I never have taken any drugs. I don't believe in them.
FLORENCE GRIFFITH JOYNER The beautiful thing is I have sort of grown up. I don't care if I'm highbrow or not anymore.
DAVID LAGERCRANTZ I don't worry about protein. I don't worry about all that. I'm from old school. I grew u...
HERSCHEL WALKER I don't drink. I don't do drugs.
CASPER VAN DIEN You have to persuade yourself that you absolutely don't care what happens. If you don't care...
FELIX DENNIS I don't do this for the money, I don't do it for record sales, I don't really care about...
DAVID GUETTA As for minimalism, I don't care, don't care, don't care to repeat myself, repeat myself.
ITZHAK PERLMAN I am always friendly with people. When media asks me for a picture or interview, I readily do it. Ho...
PREITY ZINTA I think that the cinema is a physical thing. What I'm looking for is creating a physical shock w...
BRUNO DUMONT There are certain times I don't want my picture taken. If my wife's stepping out of a car an...
BOBBY DARIN I don't care what you say about me anymore! I don't care what you write about me anymore. I ...
GERRY COONEY Most of the time, I do my own hair. I have good hair, so I don't need much. I don't need a h...
SARA SAMPAIO I don't want to paint a picture of total gloom and doom.
FAREED ZAKARIA I don't want my faith level to go up or down. And so I don't fear.
TAMMY FAYE BAKKER I don't care what a man is as long as he treats me right. He can be a gambler, a hustler, someon...
JOE NAMATH I don't sleep much. It takes me a long time to fall asleep. I'm a bit of an insomniac but, w...
ENRIQUE IGLESIAS If he can hit, he can hit. I don't care if he came from Class Z league.
FRANK ROBINSON I don't care where I have to go for work. I just care that it's a good project. That's w...
KATE DEL CASTILLO I don't need a man. But I'm happier with one. I like to have someone I can touch and squeeze...
CHER If you're going to set a price below market price, you're going to have to have some sort of rationi...
JOHN SILVIA When I was in my early 20s, I had my hair permed. Bad idea! It turned into total frizz. My advice to...
MARISKA HARGITAY I don't want to be entertained. I don't want visuals or musicals. I don't want a vacatio...
ANNE GRAHAM LOTZ Everybody gets sick; everybody has had a problem with insurance or the prescription drugs they'r...
MICHAEL MOORE Is it ignorance or apathy? Hey, I don't know and I don't care.
JIMMY BUFFETT I don't think I missed a single picture Billie Dove ever made. I was crazy for her. I tried to d...
BILLIE HOLIDAY I want to continue to make beautiful movies. The most important thing is to be a part of beautiful s...
MELANIE LAURENT I don't leave my house - I don't care if it's raining or scorching hot out - without a f...
TIFFANY DUPONT I don't really care if people think I'm good-looking or not; it doesn't define me as a p...
GENESIS RODRIGUEZ It's hard to be scared if you don't feel for a character, because you don't care if they...
ELISHA CUTHBERT I'm such a coward that unless I get a good writer, I don't want to make a picture.
HOWARD HAWKS I would love to have the same rights as everybody else. I would love, I don't care if it's c...
ELLEN DEGENERES It was a trap. It was so obviously a trap.

Darquesse smiled.
DEREK LANDY Why should Bollywood accept me? I should accept Bollywood. I don't care if Bollywood has accepte...
KANGANA RANAUT There are so many bad influences out there. I don't care if a kid is rich or poor, if he lives i...
WARREN MOON I'm very antischedule. Except for board meetings, I don't really schedule things or keep a c...
DAVID KARP I realised that if you get yourself labeled as the funny one, people don't look any further. I&#...
CATHERINE TATE I really don't care if people know who I am or what's said about me.
HALEY JOEL OSMENT I'm not ambitious. I don't want to get anywhere, I don't want anything more. I sometimes...
ARUNDHATI ROY I like to wear whatever I like. I don't care about others' judgment or if it's right or ...
ISABELI FONTANA I really try to take care of myself. I really put forth the effort to make a regimen just a part of ...
CARL WEATHERS Jimmy Carter used to walk off the airplane carrying his own luggage. Do you remember that? I don'...
DONALD TRUMP I don't use a wallet. My money is just free-flowing in my bag.
CHRISTA B. ALLEN If they want to criticize me, I don't care; I don't mind. But they must criticize me fairly....
BHUMIBOL ADULYADEJ I don't know if he was the fourth man or the fifth, but he was certainly in the top 10.
CHRISTINE KEELER I don't care at all about the mainstream; I don't care about popularity contests; I don'...
PHIL ANSELMO I do have a mouth - I will say. I speak up when I see things I don't care for.
KELLY BISHOP I don't care if people think I'm boring.
STEVE-O I'm competitive with anyone who writes a good song - I don't care if it's a band or solo...
CHRIS MARTIN As a composer at a point where I can absolutely pick and choose what I want to do, I don't want ...
ANDREW LLOYD WEBBER I don't care if I get $50m to do a film.
ABEL FERRARA If there's a golf course in heaven, I hope it's like Augusta National. I just don't want...
GARY PLAYER I don't know how tall I am or how much I weigh. Because I don't want anybody to know my iden...
LEBRON JAMES I read a quote by James Dean when I was 17; he said, 'I'd rather starve than do a whole bunc...
MEHCAD BROOKS I don't really care about audio quality. If people saw some of the ways that I record stuff, the...
DEV HYNES I don't mind if somebody comes up to me and shakes my hand, but if I'm in the middle of a re...
MACAULAY CULKIN I don't carry a wallet. I keep my cards in my pocket and cash in my boots.
JACKSON RATHBONE The thing I don't miss is waking up in the morning, hurting, the grind of the game.
CALVIN JOHNSON I don't intend for this to take on a political tone. I'm just here for the drugs.
NANCY REAGAN I realize I don't do a very good job in keeping up to date, but I try to.
BOB DYLAN I don't care if I never see Texas again.
RAFER JOHNSON I don't like facial hair, and I don't like kissing facial hair, as you cant find the lips.
GOLDIE HAWN I pack a toothbrush, toothpaste, and deodorant. That's it. I don't have the time or patience...
PAUL WALKER So if anybody wants to get me something, get me 60 crabs - one for each year. I don't want no di...
PATTI LABELLE I am an actor who doesn't believe in carrying an 'image' in the industry. I don't wa...
VIJAY SETHUPATHI I don't want to leave skiing early. I want to feel like I've done everything I can do.
LINDSEY VONN I don't care about having money. It's about being happy, man.
SKRILLEX I don't have a visa for the U.S., and I don't want to apply for one. And I don't want to...
JEAN-LUC GODARD I don't care to be remembered as the man who scored six touchdowns in a game. I want to be remem...
GALE SAYERS I don't enjoy good food. I don't enjoy flashy cars. I don't care if I live in a dump. I ...
JACK KEVORKIAN Man, I don't want to have nothing to do with computers. I don't want the government in my bu...
ERYKAH BADU I don't care if I get $50 million to do a film.
ABEL FERRARA I don't care if people remember Garth Brooks.
GARTH BROOKS I don't care who's No. 1 on the call sheet or how big my trailer is. I care about the work. ...
MARK HARMON I don't care if it's one dollar or a thousand dollars - I'm going to go out and get it.
BLAC CHYNA What I care about is readers because without readers I can't make a living... And I think it'...
BARRY EISLER I am in the fighting game. I don't care about anything else. I don't watch the news, I don&#...
CONOR MCGREGOR I'm a rich man, but I don't want to be a miser.
CHEN GUANGBIAO I'm happiest at home hanging out with the kids... Having a family has been my saving grace becau...
JUDE LAW I don't want to be the oldest performer in captivity... I don't want to look like a little o...
FRED ASTAIRE I have serious hearing loss. I'm challenged if I don't have my hearing aids in.
AL JARREAU I don't want to set the world up for surprises.
BARRY DILLER I was blessed with blonde hair and a baby face - well, I don't know if you'd call that bless...
CLAY MATTHEWS III Lots of entrepreneurs don't want to be hassled by a board of directors early on. The entrepreneu...
BRAD FELD I don't even know why, but I've just always done it - I don't walk on handicapped parkin...
CHANTAL SUTHERLAND

More Mindy Kaling

Anybody can have a birthday. It requires nothing. Murderers have birthdays. It's the opposite of...
MINDY KALING Almost every college playwright or sketch or improv comedian was sort of aware of Christopher Durang...
MINDY KALING There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it.
MINDY KALING I simply regard romantic comedies as a subgenre of sci-fi, in which the world created therein has di...
MINDY KALING I especially like eavesdropping on women my age. Besides being titillating, it also helps me gauge w...
MINDY KALING I love that 'Much Ado About Nothing,' passionate, smart fighting. I love fighting with guys,...
MINDY KALING What I'd really like to write is a romantic comedy. This is my favorite kind of movie. I feel al...
MINDY KALING I fall into that nebulous, quote-unquote, normal American woman size that legions of fashion stylist...
MINDY KALING When people call me either a girl crush or their best friend, like, the best friend they want, that&...
MINDY KALING I'm not good at anything except writing jokes. I wasn't good at sports, I wasn't good at...
MINDY KALING I feel like if I had my personality but was an OB/GYN, you would be psyched. You'd be like, '...
MINDY KALING Catharsis isn't art. You can't rely on catharsis to get a laugh. Because guess what? People ...
MINDY KALING I think a lot of writers, male and female, write as if their parents were killed in a car accident w...
MINDY KALING I try not to put anything political on the forefront of what I'm trying to do creatively. At the...
MINDY KALING I was obsessed with being popular in high school and never achieved it. There's photos from our ...
MINDY KALING People take things at face value on social media. Earnestness is the assumption.
MINDY KALING I have a great job writing for 'The Office,' but, really, all television writers do is dream...
MINDY KALING Fast food is hugely important in the life of a comedy writer. All we do is order in, and what we'...
MINDY KALING It would be disingenuous of me to blanket-ly love everything a woman has produced simply to make a s...
MINDY KALING I was always a silent comedy nerd. I would stay up late and sneak downstairs to watch 'Saturday ...
MINDY KALING The overlap in the Venn diagram of things that men hate for women to wear and the things that I love...
MINDY KALING Sometimes I eavesdrop on people. I could rationalize it - oh, this is good anthropological research ...
MINDY KALING When men hear women want a commitment, they think it means commitment to a romantic relationship, bu...
MINDY KALING I had these kind of unrealistic expectations that were fueled by romantic comedies, and it has both ...
MINDY KALING I never want to be called the funniest Indian female comedian that exists. I feel like I can go head...
MINDY KALING The funniest racism is the racism between minorities. It's something you don't see dramatize...
MINDY KALING I've always assumed that my parents and my in-laws would live with me when I get older and have ...
MINDY KALING It'd be great to be so famous that if I murder someone, I will never, ever, ever serve any jail time...
MINDY KALING One friend with whom you have a lot in common is better than three with whom you struggle to find th...
MINDY KALING One good thing about New York is that most people function daily while in a low-grade depression. It...
MINDY KALING My dad's whole family is in Madras and I was born in America so we didn't have that big Indi...
MINDY KALING I used to forget that I was an Indian woman. I would even forget that I was a woman. I don't thi...
MINDY KALING You should never have to say hello or goodbye. Even at work sometimes, and I know this is very unpop...
MINDY KALING When I was a little kid, I wrote this play about all these characters living in a haunted house. The...
MINDY KALING Right now, I'm hankering for new adventures... Ninety percent of the time I'm having romanti...
MINDY KALING I really love 'Bridget Jones's Diary' - and I love the book, too. You wonder how it ever...
MINDY KALING This story didn't end in fireworks, because the truth is, fireworks are something from my twenties. ...
MINDY KALING What I didn't need was some hot-and-cold long-distance flake wasting my time. It hurt my feelings an...
MINDY KALING That's what I've noticed about being 32: it is a lot of women and a lot of boys our age.
MINDY KALING I really think guys only need two pairs of shoes. A nice pair of black shoes and a pair of Chuck Tay...
MINDY KALING I'm someone who loves romance. I always have loved it. Most people who grew up as nerds, as I wa...
MINDY KALING Sometimes you just have to put on lip gloss and pretend to be psyched.
MINDY KALING ..I find it incredible impossible not to cry when I hear Stevie Nicks's "Landslide," especially the ...
MINDY KALING I also became familiar with an entirely new category of people: the unhappily married person. They a...
MINDY KALING There's the psychotic ambitious side of myself that wants a fashion line and my own network and ...
MINDY KALING The chorus of “Jack and Diane” is: Oh yeah, life goes on, long after the thrill of living is gon...
MINDY KALING Writing, at its heart, is a solitary pursuit, designed to make people depressoids, drug addicts, mis...
MINDY KALING I do not think stress is a legitimate topic of conversation, in public anyway. No one ever wants to ...
MINDY KALING In real life, shouldn't a wedding be an awesome party you throw with your great pal, in the presence...
MINDY KALING The Internet also makes it extraordinarily difficult for me to focus. One small break to look up exa...
MINDY KALING I just want ambitious teenagers to know it is totally fine to be quite, observant kids. Besides bein...
MINDY KALING If someone called me chubby, it would no longer be something that kept me up late at night. Being ca...
MINDY KALING All women love Colin Firth: Mr. Darcy, Mark Darcy, George VI—at this point he could play the Craig...
MINDY KALING Another old saying is that revenge is a dish best served cold. But it feels best served piping hot, ...
MINDY KALING This book will take you two days to read. Did you even see the cover? It’s mostly pink. If you’r...
MINDY KALING There Has Ceased to Be a Difference Between My Awake Clothes and My Asleep Clothes
MINDY KALING It makes me cry because it means that fewer and fewer people are believing it's cool to want what I ...
MINDY KALING Everyone has a moment when they discover they love Amy Poehler.
MINDY KALING Nothing gives you confidence like being a member of a small, weirdly specific, hard-to-find demograp...
MINDY KALING If I’m at a party where I’m not enjoying myself, I will put some cookies in my jacket pocket and...
MINDY KALING I don't want to hear about the endless struggles to keep sex exciting, or the work it takes to plan ...
MINDY KALING We never needed best friend gear because I guess with real friends you don't have to make it officia...
MINDY KALING Later, when you're grown up, you realize you never really get to hang out with your family. You pret...
MINDY KALING I’m only marginally qualified to be giving advice at all. My body mass index is certainly not idea...
MINDY KALING As my mom has said, when one person is unhappy, it usually means two people are unhappy but that one...
MINDY KALING I don’t think it should be socially acceptable for people to say they are “bad with names.” No...
MINDY KALING In my mind, the sexiest thing in the world is the feeling that you’re wanted.
MINDY KALING I'm the kind of person who would rather get my hopes up really high and watch them get dashed to pie...
MINDY KALING Teenage girls, please don’t worry about being super popular in high school, or being the best actr...
MINDY KALING You should know I disagree with a lot of traditional advice. For instance, they say the best revenge...
MINDY KALING I think as humans, no one remembers their successes, everyone just remembers their failures.
MINDY KALING Woody Allen is really the ultimate. I love that he believed in himself enough to do what he did. And...
MINDY KALING I regard romantic comedies as a subgenre of sci-fi, in which the world operates according to differe...
MINDY KALING As a kid it's adorable to have a gap in your teeth. But then, because of the shifting in my mout...
MINDY KALING As a kid, I always loved serialized books. It's the reason why people love 'Harry Potter....
MINDY KALING I hated L.A. for a long time, and I wanted to leave it. I had these fantasies of going to 'SNL&#...
MINDY KALING I have a thick skin, which comes from being a not-really-skinny, dark-skinned Indian woman. I haven&...
MINDY KALING Haley and I would talk for hours about which member of 'N Sync we'd want to marry. After long delibe...
MINDY KALING I'm a role model now. ... I want to be a better person because I don't want to disappoint those girl...
MINDY KALING The point is, it only traumatized me because I had the time to be traumatized. I want to be so famou...
MINDY KALING I will leave you with one last piece of advice, which is: If you’ve got it, flaunt it. And if you ...
MINDY KALING Until I realized: this long expanse of free time to rekindle friendships is not real. We will never ...
MINDY KALING My version of an Irish exit has an air of deception to it, because it includes my asking loudly, “...
MINDY KALING I'm a love-it-or-hate-it person. I don't waffle.
MINDY GROSSMAN I've spent my fortune, tarnished my public view and made myself the brunt of punch line after pu...
MINDY MCCREADY I believe in accessibility. I believe in honesty and a culture that supports that. And you can't...
MINDY GROSSMAN There's a pure and simple business case for diversity: Companies that are more diverse are more ...
MINDY GROSSMAN Breast cancer is scary and no one understands that like another woman who has gone through it too.
MINDY STERLING I've always had a philosophy that position doesn't define power. Impact defines power. What ...
MINDY GROSSMAN The votes have been counted twice if not more. It's a misrepresentation. He wanted a hand count, now...
MINDY TUCKER If you throw the pebble in the pond and the rings start circulating that much wider, you've done...
MINDY GROSSMAN Curses. Jesus. It took all kinds. There wasn't anything to a curse but words. Just like blessings an...
MINDY MEJIA I love hidden things. When you buy something with quality, you like the inside to be as beautiful as...
MINDY GROSSMAN Live free or die! But once you think about it, you're angry at yourself, not Doctor Bennett. He's th...
MINDY HANEY More U.S. companies realize that climate change is an enormous business issue that they need to mana...
MINDY LUBBER In a world like this, you pay it forward, 'cause more than likely you didn't deserve it when you got...
MINDY MCGINNIS I fed a squirrel a piece of a sandwich. I just couldn't get away. I started climbing the park bench.
MINDY HUTCHCROFT They were so thrilled when I said I’m a virgin,” I blurt out. “I’m so fucking stupid.”
MINDY MCGINNIS Why me, then?” I ask. “Why not Branley? She’s way hotter and was just as drunk as I was.” MINDY MCGINNIS Typically, we refer issues to the prosecutor when we find instances of misappropriation of funds, so...
MINDY CHAMBERS I've not been afraid to take risks, be resolute and passionate about purpose, and inspire people...
MINDY GROSSMAN My public persona is badly warped and bears little resemblance to the person those closest to me kno...
MINDY MCCREADY What he does not think is helpful to the country is misstatements and the spread of misinformation a...
MINDY TUCKER Content is power in today's world, and if you can own that content, create it and make interacti...
MINDY GROSSMAN If he was paralyzed, we'd have to put in ramps and have things altered for wheelchair access; you ca...
MINDY HAMMOND It's early on a beautiful winter morning. The house is quiet. The sun is shining. I'm thankful. I'm ...
MINDY LEVY When animals make a stupid mistake, you laugh at them. A cat misjudges a leap. A dog looks overly qu...
MINDY MCGINNIS We did really well tonight, we played very well as a team. No one person really stood out, they pass...
MINDY EBMEIER I don't want an alcoholic or drug addict to think he's the only one in that situation.
MINDY GEHR It is really so easy. Our community has completed one Share the Care, and two are ongoing right now.
MINDY GRIBBLE Using this model, or something like it, helps to ease the load for everyone.
MINDY GRIBBLE We would save up our money, then we'd ride our bikes to the hardware store and buy nails.
MINDY HALL Nothing in my life is going right, right now and there's got to be a reason for that. I think that G...
MINDY MCCREADY His age group isn't buying country music. Mine is.
MINDY MCCREADY Hospitals are beginning to recognize the direct relationship between the environment and the quality...
MINDY PENNYBACKER But boys will be boys, our favorite phrase that excuses so many things, while the only thing ...
MINDY MCGINNIS Everyone thinks if you fix a male dog it will lower his aggression, but most of the biters are femal...
MINDY MCGINNIS Art lovers collect paintings that demonstrate some form of imperceptible complexity. Abstract images...
MINDY FORDHAM, THE WAKING WORLD