I want people to be amused or amazed but fooled.

When I create a false reality, I always try to create a plausible structure to help convince people.

But I learned first-hand how the news media operates by watching how they interpreted, changed, and misrepresented my intentions.

It is the fool who thinks he cannot be fooled.

I didn't want or need anyone's permission.

Other times you can use a calendar to predict the kinds of stories the media is looking for.