I want there to be happily-ever-afters for the fucked-up crowd.

We knew our strengths and played up our assets. But we couldn't see what made us unique enough for someone to really love us.

You and me, baby girl, we're too jaded. We just want mind-blowing sex with someone who knows we're fucked up and accepts it.

A ghost is someone who hasn't made it - in other words, who died, and they don't know they're dead. So they keep walking around and thinking that you're inhabiting their - let's say, their domain. So they're aggravated with you.

A wife is meant to be cherished and to be treated with a gentle hand, while a mistress is a convenient cunt to rut in.

The world would be a very sad place if readers could only love one story.