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I want to be remembered for my poop jokes. Those are the most important kind.


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ANDRE BRETON All my life, my heart has yearned for a thing I cannot name.
ANDRE BRETON Love is when you meet someone who tells you something new about yourself.
ANDRE BRETON Fate.
She'd never been a big beliver in things like that, had always believed that solid decisi...
BELLA ANDRE It gets better there and it gets better here, it falls there and we fall here.
ANDRE CAMINADA The fall in oil helped diminish some nervousness over inflation.
ANDRE CAMINADA The metals sector is red-hot. The economy is growing, companies are working at full capacity and the...
ANDRE CAMINADA