I want to hate that I need to love the internet. I suppose if you ignored the last two words to that sentence it would still apply.

Doesn't it seem like many of the most popular quotes ever said were as simple as reversing what was just previously stated? Go ahead. Try it. You will sound like a genius. If you want to live for love you must first learn to love to live. You are welcome. I want my check when your self help/religious novel hits the shelves.

Any sensor can talk to any application. Just like with the Internet or with telephone systems, it doesn't matter what kind of computer or telephone you have, where you are or what application you're running. The system just works.

I had a great job at the FCC, but then I got fired for being too vulgar.

Of course you can say, "I wouldn't trade it for the world!" If you somehow managed to obtain the world I'm sure you can pull off getting "it" back afterwards.

Everyone says they want you to be honest; until you really are.