i want to interrupt a game of magic the gathering by busting through a wall on a motorcycle

Something that sounded like ripping metal shredded the deadly quiet. The inaudible bass smoothed into a low, steady hum. Outside, a low, mechanical growl rumbled closer and closer. Darius caught his breath. He knew that sound, and it wasn't magic.

It was a motorcycle.

The only magic that's left in the world right now is the magic that we make ourselves, deliberately. You're not going to stumble over enchantment by chance. You have to be open to it, looking for it, and when you first think you might have glimpsed it, you have to will it into your life with every machination available to you.

people like to see will smith reacting to aliens

i wish cats could float around your head

i wish i had 15-20 cats that would serve as a blanket, like if i moved they would adjust to my new position, that would be good