I wanted to be a writer-performer like the Pythons. In fact, I wanted to be John Cleese, and it took me some time to realise that the job was, in fact, taken.

Wandering around the web is like living in a world in which every doorway is actually one of those science fiction devices which deposit you in a completely different part of the world when you walk through them. In fact, it isn't like it, it is it.

We are not that flash, me or the missus. In fact, we are quite low-maintenance.

My favourite smell is horses. In fact, most of the time, I do smell like horses.

I don't mind being single. In fact, I like it.

As a child I really didn't like men at all, in fact.