I wanted to be an English teacher. I wanted to do it for the corduroy jackets with patches on the side.

I planned on being an English teacher, but I don't know where that went.

I wanted to be an English teacher. I wanted to do it for the corduroy jackets with patches on the side. When I got to college, as I was walking across campus one day, I ripped off a little flyer for this sketch-comedy group. It ended up being one of the greatest things I've ever done.

I know you very well, and I know you need a good English teacher.

Ironically, for a few million people in the Far East, I did become an English teacher through my music.

I must have got my detailed, obsessive streak from my father, who was an English teacher, because my mother wasn't like me at all.