I wanted two solid months of Neil Young, but he told me it was, quote, 'getting creepy,'

Every comedian dreams of hosting 'The Tonight Show' and, for seven months, I got to. I did it my way, with people I love, and I do not regret a second.

tough, solid horse who gets 1 miles really well.

They received their orders, they snapped their heels, and they did as they were told, didn’t they? But here’s the thing, though. The truth be told, if they were not coached, they would have said things that the administration would have liked to hear, I’m convinced. Because they are, you know, these troops are gung ho about their mission. And so it’s a shame that they have cast this cloud, I think.

When they came before us in March, they told us they would be building an 8,000-seat stadium at $6 million. A couple of months later it was 6,000 at $7.5 million, ... Now they are talking about 4,000 seats at $8 million. The smaller the stadium gets, the higher the price goes.

When all else fails there's always delusion.