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My skepticism is warranted, given what I've seen over the decades. TUCKER CARLSON Bush takes personal pleasure and pride in working with Democrats. I don't know how successful he'll ... TUCKER CARLSON I have a low opinion of the things Jon said, but I'd like to give him a chance to explain it in an e... TUCKER CARLSON To be a feminist, you could cut your hair really short. You have to be really angry about something. TUCKER CARLSON You will admit that at least 40 percent of any vote in a Democratic race is humorless feminists. TUCKER CARLSON I can't wait to work for Rick Kaplan. He's a great producer. I would host an infomercial if he would... TUCKER CARLSON Living in Washington, you can't take politics too seriously. I draw the line at honesty. I have no t... TUCKER CARLSON Canadians are so easily wounded. TUCKER CARLSON The Clinton era is over. I think that there would even have been a certain amount of rejoicing among... TUCKER CARLSON It's hard to be ambitious if you're content, isn't it? TUCKER CARLSON This assumption is mostly true-most people accused of a crime are criminals-but not always. I was ac... TUCKER CARLSON I care about John Kerry. TUCKER CARLSON There is no five-second delay on Crossfire-if you say it, people will hear it. Things can get heated... TUCKER CARLSON There's no way to spin it: Allowing women to get shot to death, or blown up, or mutilated and disfig... TUCKER CARLSON There are legitimate, even powerful arguments, to be made against the Bush administration's foreign ... TUCKER CARLSON No one settles in for a long career in TV! It is just the nature of business-no one is indispensable... TUCKER CARLSON People say the economy is going well and their lives are fruitful and happy, so then they say they'r... TUCKER CARLSON