I was born by Caesarean section, but you can't really tell... except that when I leave my house, I always go out the window.

Each section of the British Isles has its own way of laughing, except Wales, which doesn't

Don't leave inferences to be drawn when evidence can be presented.

I never knew when I was gong to leave. I might be walking over to a kid's house, then of all a sudden I would just stick out my thumb and hitchhike across three states.

I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out.

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving.