Ellen DeGeneres
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I knew that I had everything with ... ANDREA BOUCHAUD ELLEN DEGENERES ELLEN DEGENERES She told me she only had been married once, but I found out I was only one sucker in a bunch. DOUGLAS RICE PETER MCWILLIAMS Why did they do it? Beats the hell out of me. I was just a scared kid from Kentucky, and these guys ... PEE WEE REESE I had a good camp. I felt like I was really going. Moving well, shooting well, and confident in me a... CAMMI GRANATO I'm not like a professional writer with professional skills. Songs kind of come into my head the... BUFFY SAINTE-MARIE FAY GODWIN It was like walking into a factory that had been neglected for years. DAVE DWORKIN They told me coming in that I had a very small opportunity to make the team. They gave me the opport... DAVE BURBA JESSE BALL It was a shock to me. I found out when (the media) found out. I didn't know what was going on. Stan ... SHAQUILLE O'NEAL I think Ellen DeGeneres is just hysterical. PAUL RUDD JANE FONDA I found my way home, stripped naked, and lay on the bathroom floor, the cool tiles pushing up. Keepi... JULIANN GAREY I've taught everything, ... I've taught kindergarten. I've taught adult school at night. I taught ma... DONNA KING I graduated college in 1992 and didn't reach a sizable audience with my column for nine solid ye... BILL SIMMONS I was giddy when I found out how well she had done. They are really amazing to see. GARY DUNN I don't know how fast it was coming, but you could hear it coming from a distance. It was blowing it... JOE MORENO The next time I contacted him I asked him how the fan arrived and was it working, and he told me the... DENISE JORGENSON I was 30 years old and this girl I knew found out I had never gotten high. Nobody had ever told me a... JACK HERER We can afford to keep 44 kids for full-day kindergarten. We have so many kids coming in, but we only... BETH OLMSTEAD It was a good game for me today. They weren't coming out at me, they were letting me shoot the ball ... BLAINE MANNING It took me a good eight to ten years to really formulate what I was doing onstage and start to get r... SEBASTIAN MANISCALCO ZENDAYA RYAN REYNOLDS JOHN WATERS I did it from kindergarten through eighth grade. I twirled and I danced. DANIELLE WILSON In the last ten years of watching films I have found that some of the foreign films I saw affected m... IRVIN KERSHNER I dont know how fast it was coming, but you could hear it coming from a distance. It was blowing i... JOE MORENO They lined it right up at me. They found me because they thought I messed it up the week before, but... DREW STANTON ODETTE ANNABLE RYAN GOSLING I was really hoping that I'd get to see my daughter go to kindergarten. Now I know I'll get to see h... KRISTIE NAINES From kindergarten to graduation, I went to public schools, and I know that they are a key to being s... DICK CHENEY I was influenced, or inspired by, my kindergarten teacher. I wanted to be just like her. DIANA LIGHT It was nice to be out there. I ran well. Things like that are going to keep coming. This is what I'v... NOMAR GARCIAPARRA When I was in kindergarten, I had one line in a little play. I said, I am Patrick Potato and this is... DORIS ROBERTS Cartooning was a good fit for me. And yet now, years later, I almost never think about it. GARY LARSON It was shocking because his mother called me and told me he was in a terrible accident. I didn't kno... LEE FISHER When we were kids, I know when I saw 'Pinocchio' it had a huge impact. I was ten years old, ... RON CLEMENTS I've been kind of a smaller kid, so I figured if I was going to make it playing basketball, I'd have... DYLAN MCCUNE I've been away for more than 20 years. The day I left was the day I was ready to come back home. I j... KARL MALONE ELVIS PRESLEY KURT VONNEGUT If we don?t make a difference in kindergarten through first grade, it?s much more difficult to overc... JULIE YORK I had a chance to choose a couple different places and, well, I grew up - I was a small-town kid fro... BEN ZOBRIST MICHAEL MOORE KRISTIN HANNAH He had a heck of game. He's the first kid I've told I was going to take out for not shooting. Today ... GARY CASTINE Nature was my kindergarten. WILLIAM CHRISTOPHER HANDY Well, it got me a smile from you. She had a cushy job, working in that office. Figured she should ha... HARRY KAMPENGA I've been trying to get into comedy for years. I had a meeting with one of the networks a couple... NATALIE ZEA It was only years later that he found out that the princess had been having an affair for months bef... PENNY JUNOR MARK WAHLBERG He's in the Naval Reserves, so we talked about everything from how it was for servicemen coming home... EILEEN MEADORS I had a meeting with Bob and he told me I wasn't playing. Then I came back in the afternoon and he t... JAN BULIS Since day one, since kindergarten, she's been sick with allergies, asthma, coughs, you name it. She'... ANGIE JOHNSON JIM CARREY Arnold Schwarzenegger announced he's running for governor. He's got a great slogan - 'Vote for me, o... CRAIG KILBORN She loves swimming,” said Ellen, who I knew had been a competitive swimmer in college. DANIEL AMORY When I was 50, I said, 'That's it,' And they said, 'How?' I said, 'What do you mean how? I've been w... GEORGE SIDNEY Linkin Park has been a band for such a long time, for me, in my eyes. I was 16 years old when I firs... AUSTIN CARLILE The recruiters came and talked with us in school, and I remember it like yesterday. I wasn't interes... STEPHEN DAU ORSON WELLES I still do have the little lunch bag that my mother made out of a towel and embroidered with my name... MAIRA KALMAN I wanted to become a kindergarten teacher like my mother. ZIYI ZHANG JUSTIN HALPERN EDGAR WRIGHT I was not a cool kid. There was no reason for me to be marginalised. I was just a nerd. I was kind o... KUMAIL NANJIANI God spoke to me and told me I should make a library for my church, Woods Presbyterian, because I had... FRANCES GRIGSBY He simply told me that they had decided to give the sponsorship to another company. I asked him (who... DAVID KINSMAN Two years ago I found out about Tate Publishing. Actually, I called them about my children's stories... CYNTHIA VELENO When I was a kid, I thought I was going to be an architect, because when I was 12 years old I had a ... AL YANKOVIC NEIL PEART EUGENIE CLARK HANNIBAL BURESS
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I was coming home from kindergarten - well they told me it was kindergarten. I found out later I had... 
I was coming home from kindergarten - well they told me it was kindergarten. I found out later I had... 
My parents had very high expectations. They expected me to get straight A's from the time I was ... 
I was never a good student. I had to be dragged into kindergarten. It was hard to sit and listen to ... 
I saw my mother crying for the first time, which made a huge impression on me, when I came home from... 
When I was a kid, Ellen DeGeneres and Rosie O'Donnell were mere blips on the gaydar; and they we... 
I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. 
I had been a student in Vienna, and one of the neat little things I had found out was about that zoo... 
Everything I need to know... I learned in kindergarten. 
I'm like the kid in kindergarten; I really do send valentines to everyone. 
All I really need to know ... I learned in kindergarten. 
I've always known I was gay, but it wasn't confirmed until I was in kindergarten.
I did not learn everything I need to know in kindergarten 
Zeb was kindergarten teacher--a good one. I always thought it was because he was the same emotional ... 
If we learned everything there is to know in kindergarten, it was
promptly drummed out of us in firs... 
I had been working in colour for ten years or so and looked at digital and liked the possibilities i... 
I had a lot of trouble in school to begin with. I got left back in kindergarten, and I was in specia... 
I wish that I’d been able to have a class like this when I had my first kid, 'cause I was not a go... 
I was actually supposed to be a basketball player, not an actress. My parents had me playing basketb... 
I played rugby for years, and I had a rugby jacket that I lost when I was 14. Somehow, my brother fo... 
I always was a weird child. My mother told me the story that, in kindergarten, I would come home and... 
My first audition happened to be for 'Kindergarten Cop,' and I took that role. I was only st... 
I had my hustle. It was whatever I could do to not end up working in a factory. If I had to shake it... 
Later on they send me to Hollywood. To make movies. It was all new to me. I was only 21 years old. 
I found me a place where I can do good without doing any harm, and I can see I'm doing good, and the... 
I had a newspaper in Flint, Michigan called the 'Flint Voice,' and so it was a, you know, un... 
Caro: "Bite me."
The environment I was raised in, you had to, to survive. 
I wrote myself a check for ten million dollars for acting services rendered and dated it Thanksgivin... 
I was spoiled in a very strange way as a child, because everybody told me, from the moment I was abl... 
You thought it was hard? If kindergarten is busting your ass, I got some bad news for you about the ... 
I was at art school that had quite a celebrated film course as well. I tried for that film course wh... 
Well, I know they've always told you/Selfishness was wrong/Yet it was for me, not you, I came to wri... 
I knew more about produce from the sea than any of my schoolmates, and my reports in school, from ki... 
My first time on TV doing stand-up, I actually did this show in Holland called 'The Comedy Facto... 
I would love for the world to be happier.