I'm part Bridget Jones, part Larry David. I'm shy; I'm prude.
JILLIAN MICHAELS I could open up a little gym, and I would be blissfully happy.
JILLIAN MICHAELS I had a second-degree-blue-belt test, and I broke two boards with my right foot, and the next day I ...
JILLIAN MICHAELS Obesity in children is growing out of control. A big part of this is economic. Fake foods are more a...
JILLIAN MICHAELS Parenting is not for sissies. You have to sacrifice and grow up.
JILLIAN MICHAELS You can dramatically affect the expression of your metabolism and your biochemistry by the way you e...
JILLIAN MICHAELS My partner loves gardening and beekeeping and chickens and all that stuff.
JILLIAN MICHAELS My dad was a crazy person, but some of the best qualities about me came from him.
JILLIAN MICHAELS If I'm looking at a client, I can say, 'Oh, wow, this is where you're weak; this is what...
JILLIAN MICHAELS The key is to master a few simple ways to exercise that will burn the most calories in the least tim...
JILLIAN MICHAELS I've always believed fitness is an entry point to help you build that happier, healthier life. W...
JILLIAN MICHAELS We can't sit around waiting for big government, big business, big religion etc. to save us. We n...
JILLIAN MICHAELS Get comfortable with being uncomfortable!
JILLIAN MICHAELS You need to cultivate your passion and crystallize your vision. If you don't know where you'...
JILLIAN MICHAELS Will is a skill.
JILLIAN MICHAELS Sometimes people will hear you and be able to change their behavior, but often their behavior has mo...
JILLIAN MICHAELS I like to train the body from as many different angles as possible to use every modality available t...
JILLIAN MICHAELS Transformation in real life is extraordinarily incremental, and that's all I'm going to say.
JILLIAN MICHAELS When you're strong physically, it improves your strength in every other facet of your life. You&...
JILLIAN MICHAELS I'm on the younger end of Gen X, and for me, growing up gay was not cool.
JILLIAN MICHAELS People that know me know I'm very good about doing my own thing and minding my own business.
JILLIAN MICHAELS I think that anything in life is about the middle ground.
JILLIAN MICHAELS People tend to think that metabolism is genetically predetermined. That you're either cursed or ...
JILLIAN MICHAELS Lazy doesn't exist. Lazy is a symptom of something else. The person who can't get up off the...
JILLIAN MICHAELS There is really no room in any healthy diet for trans fat, artificial sweeteners, and artificial col...
JILLIAN MICHAELS I find television to be a bit like a meat grinder. It's like, you have a cow, you put it through...
JILLIAN MICHAELS For years, I always thought it was hilarious that I was this fitness guru, because fitness was just ...
JILLIAN MICHAELS When you eat a piece of white bread, think of it as putting a tissue on a fire. But if you eat somet...
JILLIAN MICHAELS I change the workout every month, so you never adapt and never plateau.
JILLIAN MICHAELS People believe practice makes perfect, but it doesn't. If you're making a tremendous amount ...
JILLIAN MICHAELS A bad day for your ego is a great day for your soul.
JILLIAN MICHAELS I was an overweight kid, and my father struggled with his weight, too. We would go for a ride on his...
JILLIAN MICHAELS Sometimes you've got to make your work and workouts co-exist.
JILLIAN MICHAELS Think of it this way: If you got a flat tire, what would you do? Change the tire? Or get out of the ...
JILLIAN MICHAELS I supplement a lot. So I'll take a probiotic, and I mostly eat green food.
JILLIAN MICHAELS I will teach people not only how to identify their goals and dreams, but subsequently give them the ...
JILLIAN MICHAELS In my experience, honesty is the best policy. And being a friend to somebody is not always the best ...
JILLIAN MICHAELS Whenever you have a failure or setback, you need to take a step back and find out what you can learn...
JILLIAN MICHAELS Thriving. That's fighting... Surviving is barely getting by.
JILLIAN MICHAELS Why choose to fail when success is an option?
JILLIAN MICHAELS I am doing the best I can given what I have today.
JILLIAN MICHAELS Unless You Puke, Faint or Die, Keep Going!
JILLIAN MICHAELS Why are you going to choose failure when success is an option?
JILLIAN MICHAELS Just coming from a musical family, I was always surrounded by it. On the car rides to school, my mom...
JILLIAN HERVEY I'm fascinated by animals and couldn't live without Dewy, my Boston bulldog.
JILLIAN HERVEY There can be life after breast cancer. The prerequisite is early detection.
ANN JILLIAN After you pray, accept, adapt and move on, ... That's what winners do.
ANN JILLIAN If anybody saw my movie they know what I went through.
ANN JILLIAN I had asked my body to go through an awful lot, and it had come through with flying colors, and I di...
ANN JILLIAN Without faith, love and a good sense of humor, you don't get through much in this life,
ANN JILLIAN I've been dancing since I was two, learning so many different styles. I like dancing to rap and ...
JILLIAN HERVEY Fake eyelashes can instantly give me a more dramatic look and also help to accentuate my eyes, which...
JILLIAN HERVEY My personal advice is to go to school first and get a liberal arts education, and then if you want t...
JILLIAN BACH Fall and I'll catch you. And that was all I'd ever wanted- someone to catch me.
JILLIAN LAUREN I have a lot of lion jewellery and lion art. I also love crystals.
JILLIAN HERVEY As a young girl, I definitely struggled with knowing what to do with my hair. I was just in a neighb...
JILLIAN HERVEY When I was a young girl, I wasn't always trying to have curly hair.
JILLIAN HERVEY I've always idolized Diana Ross's hair. Why not have fun, big curls? You see the same sleek ...
JILLIAN HERVEY I think the key to beautiful, frizz-free curls in the summer is to keep hair healthy. It's reall...
JILLIAN HERVEY It's really exciting to be a voice for girls with curls.
JILLIAN HERVEY I love a lot of the '70s singers: Pam Grier from the 'Foxy Brown' movie, Diana Ross, Tin...
JILLIAN HERVEY I love looking back at my old pictures and pictures of my grandma and my mom and see how they expres...
JILLIAN HERVEY I kept extensions in until I finished high school. Although, once I got to college, that's when ...
JILLIAN HERVEY I am so excited about the 'Goosebumps' movie; I am geeking out. I was a huge fan of the book...
JILLIAN BELL I'm definitely trying to make songs that people can sing along to and remember. If you can recog...
JILLIAN HERVEY The guy decided to speed off and we all witnessed it on the bus.
JILLIAN HARMON A brown lip liner will affect a red lipstick differently than a red lip liner.
JILLIAN HERVEY We have a duty to prevent the consequences of assault.
JILLIAN GARZA We haven't investigated online gambling specifically. The laws are still pretty old fashioned when i...
JILLIAN GARZA I know something about performing. I know that when it seems like the avalanche is about to roll ove...
JILLIAN LAUREN I always think about how Chaka Khan used to take suede, all these classic fabrics, and then make the...
JILLIAN HERVEY Women are such incredible people. We're so multifaceted, we're so interesting, and any oppor...
JILLIAN HERVEY My mood board is archival images of Brigitte Bardot and Iman, and Naomi Campbell in the '90s.
JILLIAN HERVEY When I was younger, I thought that straight hair was, like, the only thing. So I was trying to be li...
JILLIAN HERVEY We knew that was their bread and butter and we had to slow her down.
JILLIAN ROBBINS They should have disclosed that all along.
JILLIAN WILLIAMS A spinning stash is much more complex than a knitting stash. It is like the first mother goddess. Ev...
JILLIAN MORENO My only relief is to sleep. When I'm sleeping, I'm not sad, I'm not angry, I'm not lonely, I'm nothi...
JILLIAN MEDOFF Eyeliner is a go-to for me, and gold has always been a color that I really like. It's reminiscen...
JILLIAN HERVEY I really like the resurgence of the '90s vibe, and you can't go wrong with a Canadian Tuxedo...
JILLIAN HERVEY I think anytime with your mom, whether she's famous or not, you're watching what she's d...
JILLIAN HERVEY If I wash my hair in the morning, then I usually air-dry it. In warmer weather, if I walk my dog, by...
JILLIAN HERVEY When you change something like your hair, the whole world changes also.
JILLIAN HERVEY If love is a battlefield, makeup sex is the best part of the ceasefire.
JILLIAN STONE I never really sang for anyone, apart from in the shower or with my best friend. I was shy. I didn&#...
JILLIAN HERVEY My first kiss was at a sleep-away camp, and it was very awkward and over quickly. And that was that....
JILLIAN HERVEY A young artist can become popular more quickly with the Internet providing instant access to one'...
JILLIAN MAYER You definitely need to have red lipstick no matter what. You can have a great outfit, but it will al...
JILLIAN HERVEY When I think about the kind of guy I want to marry, I think I might prefer someone who knows where t...
JILLIAN DODD For dance recitals, my mom would do my makeup all extravagant because obviously I was really little ...
JILLIAN HERVEY There are many amazing female directors that made work in more skewed times, so we should be thankfu...
JILLIAN MAYER Half of my family is in Los Angeles, so my cousin was the first person to play me, like, Snoop Dogg,...
JILLIAN HERVEY For me, it's about being comfortable... but I can feel comfortable in a thong leotard and on sta...
JILLIAN HERVEY I look for a sign. Where to go next. you never know when you'll get one. Even the most faithless amo...
JILLIAN LAUREN Girls at war opt for a quieter cruelty than fistfights and drive-by shootings. Girls circumvent the ...
JILLIAN LAUREN Be nice. Funny. Smart. Generous. Kind. Feed your body with good food. Your soul with good friends. A...
JILLIAN DODD Sometimes you can’t find yourself until you’re lost.
JILLIAN DODD He says, "Keats for my Keats. Look inside."
I gently open the cover. Inside, written in pencil,...
JILLIAN DODD Staying mad is easy. Forgiving someone takes guts.
JILLIAN DODD Life is divine chaos.
JILLIAN DODD No boy is worth your tears, but once you find the one that is, he won't make you cry.
JILLIAN DODD College is so awesome! It's really too bad they try to ruin it with classes!
JILLIAN DODD She said, If I'm leaving with a broken heart, you're leaving with a bleeding nose.
JILLIAN DODD Love is friendship gone mad.
JILLIAN DODD Would any of you like to share your career aspirations within the class? Jim?

I dunno, to...
JILLIAN TAMAKI The same God who opens doors also shuts doors. We must be submissive enough to His will to understan...
JILLIAN HALL The Miami Dolphins have to be taken seriously. Here's a team that seems to be jelling.
AL MICHAELS Nobody wants to see teams out of contention showcased in December and January. I'm sure this is some...
AL MICHAELS I read an interview with her a couple of years ago... when she talked about what she wanted to do po...
AL MICHAELS Any time a running back reaches the age of 31 or 32, he has to lose a step. No one is a freak of nat...
AL MICHAELS With his wealth of experience, and the knowledge he's obviously accumulated through the years, Emmit...
AL MICHAELS There are a number of teams that would become vastly improved with Drew Bledsoe.
AL MICHAELS Living here in southern California, I'll miss hearing Rocky Top for an entire week at the end of Dec...
AL MICHAELS That was one of the craziest dynamics - in fact, the craziest in broadcasting. I can't think of anyt...
AL MICHAELS [That kind of sucked, didn't it? I want the old Notre Dame back like I want the old John Madden back...
AL MICHAELS We think it was a bad call. It's kind of like adding insult to injury.
AL MICHAELS Tully was the first young, handsome, cocky, well-dressed bad guy. He was our version of Ric Flair be...
SHAWN MICHAELS I could make apple pie every single day. You need to be super precise in order for it to be perfect....
JULIA MICHAELS When you first start out, people think this is super easy and you find your crew super quick. But yo...
JULIA MICHAELS She’s having a party, you
know. This coming week.”
He took a sip of wine. “I know. I...
JESS MICHAELS Who are you?
How can one person be gregarious and a recluse
Open and closed at the same ti...
EVY MICHAELS I don't care if you're black, white, straight, bisexual, gay, lesbian, short, tall, fat, skinny, ric...
ROBERT MICHAELS The game is No. 1. You are an adjunct to the game. In a studio, there is no game. You are the star. ...
AL MICHAELS I found you can believe the man in history that is Jesus who walked the earth. It's a whole diff...
SHAWN MICHAELS Being called 'The Heartbreak Kid', 'Mr. Wrestlemania,' and all those other names doe...
SHAWN MICHAELS If you listen to the radio, it's all men who are emotional and women who are sexual. There's...
JULIA MICHAELS People go to the zoo and they like the lion because it's scary. And the bear because it's in...
LORNE MICHAELS Sometimes the wheel turns slowly, but it turns.
LORNE MICHAELS My life is part humor, part roses, part thorns.
BRET MICHAELS Years ago, I was always serious, and now I chuckle and make jokes to create a calm environment becau...
SHAWN MICHAELS Dream it
See it
Feel it
Be it
EVY MICHAELS You see the standard hunting show; it's an outdoor television show. A lot of times, it's jus...
SHAWN MICHAELS We are a family that lives probably 90 percent on wild game. We're certainly working our way tow...
SHAWN MICHAELS ROCK STATE OF MIND

The lights go out
Darkness takes over my mind
I can see only...
EVY MICHAELS One of the nice things about being busy is it makes you focus on what's important to you and how...
LORNE MICHAELS I live in a constant state of gratitude, thankfulness, and appreciation for the second chance I was ...
SHAWN MICHAELS Even though I wrestled Ric Flair very early on in my career, it was a short match, so getting to wre...
SHAWN MICHAELS You don't have to be a believer in Jesus Christ to be a gracious individual and understand that ...
SHAWN MICHAELS It's fascinating to go somewhere where you're away from everything. There are no houses, no ...
SHAWN MICHAELS It's funny, but when there are dominant teams, there are a number of people who rail about the f...
AL MICHAELS I'm surrounded by men substituting presence for paper and power
Females whose foundation is fil...
EVY MICHAELS Perhaps the saddest thing is not that they can't see me
It is that they see me hanging off the ...
EVY MICHAELS Why do I love poetry? It's more than word play, less about the pay. Let's just say that for the firs...
EVY MICHAELS Why do I love poetry? It's more than word play, less about the pay. Let's just say that for the firs...
EVY MICHAELS If you think back to Oldsmar in 2000, before I got elected, there were no parks on the north side.
BRIAN MICHAELS I'm very familiar with getting traffic lights. I'm very successful in getting traffic lights.
BRIAN MICHAELS Safety is my No. 1 goal and I have a 15-point safety plan for our city.
BRIAN MICHAELS I did the most lobbying for the city for traffic issues.
BRIAN MICHAELS I was very tired after my first term. I tell people I did six years' worth of work in three.
BRIAN MICHAELS Typically the council is neutral.
BRIAN MICHAELS I won’t lie to you. We aren’t going to ride off into the sunset together and have everything fix...
VICTORIA MICHAELS The Four Horsemen were limousines and Lear Jets, while DX was trailer parks and outhouses. One was w...
SHAWN MICHAELS I am truly independently owned and operated.
BRET MICHAELS If I showed you what I get offered every day, you'd laugh: 'Climb the Himalayas with a backpack and ...
BRET MICHAELS [Michaels has had a diverse career, which includes music that crossed over to contemporary country c...
BRET MICHAELS What's kept me sane is I still love making music, and I always have my ear to the street,
BRET MICHAELS I love it. It's all good to me. Whether I'm performing in New York, L.A., Columbus or Des Moines, I ...
BRET MICHAELS I will deliver, rain, snow, anything short of a tornado,
BRET MICHAELS Rock never really dies. It just goes underground,
BRET MICHAELS We were in Greenville, South Carolina, where he lived, and he was coming the next day to the show, b...
BRET MICHAELS Any band that is out there chasing it is doing more destruction to music then someone who is out the...
BRET MICHAELS After Tommy and Pam's video came out, it was everywhere, ... It obviously did not help him sell a lo...
BRET MICHAELS People will constantly bring up my past and throw it in my face, but the Creator of the Universe doe...
SHAWN MICHAELS I suppose a lot of people don't understand that one of the things that drew me to hunting was th...
SHAWN MICHAELS The Miami Dolphins have to be taken seriously. Here's a team that seems to be jelling.
AL MICHAELS Nobody wants to see teams out of contention showcased in December and January. I'm sure this is ...
AL MICHAELS All my life, I've been a type 1 diabetic. I've always taken life day by day.
BRET MICHAELS A crack on the road does not terminate the journey
EVY MICHAELS Like seeds we start small, grow together and stand tall
EVY MICHAELS Hold a book in your hand and you're a pilgrim at the gates of a new city.
ANNE MICHAELS In order to survive I must turn my heart into diamond...one of the most beautiful substances on eart...
CRISTABEL MICHAELS There are faith-based movies that some people don't consider good, but every time it comes to th...
SHAWN MICHAELS I'm one of those people who would be OK with fading back into the background a little bit.
SHAWN MICHAELS One of the things my dad and I got to bond over was going to the San Antonio Spurs games when Gervin...
SHAWN MICHAELS Suspense arises naturally from good writing - it's not a spice to be added separately.
LEIGH MICHAELS You mean Tom Brady airing one out to David Patten ?
AL MICHAELS That's what I love about my faith and Christianity. It's the polar opposite of darn near eve...
SHAWN MICHAELS Bret and I were friends, but we were young, and we made bad decisions. We couldn't see outside t...
SHAWN MICHAELS If I truly believe everything that's in that book, God is in control. He is in control. He's...
SHAWN MICHAELS How can one heal from abuse while the abuse continues?
CRISTABEL MICHAELS “Why are some born loved and why are some born unloved? Who decides the "why"? What is the "why"? ...
CRISTABEL MICHAELS When it comes to toxins, they're better out than in!
CRISTABEL MICHAELS You know you want me
I can be your mouth's delight
You don't have to work hard to impress ...
EVY MICHAELS You wish maybe it could've gone on forever, but that's the nature of the business, ... This year, I'...
AL MICHAELS It might be a little much to call it a victory tour, ... But that's the mind-set we're going into it...
AL MICHAELS If I had to make a choice on that at this point in my life, I've been a terrible investor. And I hav...
AL MICHAELS It helps me keep things in perspective, and sometimes it helps me forget. Whenever I think things ar...
VICTORIA MICHAELS My life is better with you in it.
VICTORIA MICHAELS She loved the smell of books, the feel of books, the look of them on the shelf.
BARBARA MICHAELS You curse a lot.'

'Fuck you - I hardly curse at all.
TERE MICHAELS If love wants you; if you've been melted down to stars, you will love with lungs and gills; with fea...
ANNE MICHAELS If you close your eyes and really listen you will see the truth.
CRISTABEL MICHAELS Two minutes left in Super Bowl XXXIX, and with the Cowboys ahead by four points, the Patriots' quest...
AL MICHAELS It is extremely painful to have spent my life asking 'how can I help you?' while others continually ...
CRISTABEL MICHAELS You may build sky scrapers
Mutate leather thick skin
There is a higher power however
...
EVY MICHAELS I think the Cowboys are one of only two teams in all of sports that engender love and hate to that e...
AL MICHAELS Our line of work is very cynical, and a lot of it is driven by cynicism, cruelty, and meanness. It&#...
SHAWN MICHAELS Living in denial does not negate the past.
CRISTABEL MICHAELS Sometimes the only thing between success and defeat is a paycheck.
CRISTABEL MICHAELS Some people are meant to heal, move on, and forget. Others are meant to heal by burning that candle ...
CRISTABEL MICHAELS