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ERIK FABIAN Just a bad choice. It wasn't the biggest hit I've had, but it was top three.
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JACK NICKLAUS That's what it was, a lot of luck. I just got up and hit the ball and hoped I hit it straight.
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JEFF FRANCOEUR On that one I was just trying to hit a sacrifice fly. I got behind it and hit it pretty well.
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DARCY TUCKER I hit it decent, I just got a little under it, but it just got up in the wind and it just carried.
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PAUL KANTNER We were just running our offense. I was little rusty, but it felt good to hit some shots.
KATHERINE SNODGRASS Just like practice. I knew I just had to hit it hard.
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CHAD CAMPBELL I hit a bad tee shot in the fairway bunker, then I caught it a little heavy and hit it in the bunker...
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CARLOS ZAMBRANO I hit it a little closer today,
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WILLIAM BELL My bunker shot was made easier when Jim didn't hit it close. If I just hit it on the green, I win th...
WES SHORT JR top-10 hit written all over them.
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JAMIE FOXX I was looking for the fastball. When I hit it I thought I had hit it out. But this is a tough ballpa...
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LARA ST. JOHN It was like being hit over the head with a lead pipe. It's a small unit here and everyone's been cry...
RON BROWN I'm going to need some Grecian Formula after seeing that puck hit the post.
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JAMI SAFRIT It was a little scary when he starting throwing punches, ... I was scared. I didn't want to get hit.
DEREK JETER I got a good pitch to hit and I hit it. I didn't miss it like (Wednesday).
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JEFF KERN I was doing about five movies a year for many years. I was just so tired. I walked around feeling li...
ZOOEY DESCHANEL I realized he didn't see it and I tried to put my stick behind him. Then I accidentally hit his pads...
TEEMU SELANNE I was always just into my music and maybe into trying to save the world a little bit. I never really...
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GENE LITTLER I just twisted it a little and got hit on it. I could have played. I'm fine. We just made the decisi...
LUOL DENG I still feel a little under the weather, since mine just hit me last night. I think we'll just be ex...
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TUCKER CARLSON When a girl has sex and gets paid for it, most people call it prostitution and think of it as ugly. ...
TUCKER CARLSON Al Gore was campaigning on the day of his sister's death, as records of both his interview and his s...
TUCKER CARLSON What's this guy's problem? Pretty obvious, isn't it? Bush is acting like a particularly conflicted t...
TUCKER CARLSON How long can you broadcast on radio? Is there a mandatory retirement age? Can you go on forever?
TUCKER CARLSON I wouldn't say I'm happy now. My skepticism is warranted, given what I've seen over the decades.
TUCKER CARLSON Bush takes personal pleasure and pride in working with Democrats. I don't know how successful he'll ...
TUCKER CARLSON I have a low opinion of the things Jon said, but I'd like to give him a chance to explain it in an e...
TUCKER CARLSON To be a feminist, you could cut your hair really short. You have to be really angry about something.
TUCKER CARLSON You will admit that at least 40 percent of any vote in a Democratic race is humorless feminists.
TUCKER CARLSON I can't wait to work for Rick Kaplan. He's a great producer. I would host an infomercial if he would...
TUCKER CARLSON Living in Washington, you can't take politics too seriously. I draw the line at honesty. I have no t...
TUCKER CARLSON Canadians are so easily wounded.
TUCKER CARLSON The Clinton era is over. I think that there would even have been a certain amount of rejoicing among...
TUCKER CARLSON It's hard to be ambitious if you're content, isn't it?
TUCKER CARLSON This assumption is mostly true-most people accused of a crime are criminals-but not always. I was ac...
TUCKER CARLSON I care about John Kerry.
TUCKER CARLSON There is no five-second delay on Crossfire-if you say it, people will hear it. Things can get heated...
TUCKER CARLSON There's no way to spin it: Allowing women to get shot to death, or blown up, or mutilated and disfig...
TUCKER CARLSON There are legitimate, even powerful arguments, to be made against the Bush administration's foreign ...
TUCKER CARLSON No one settles in for a long career in TV! It is just the nature of business-no one is indispensable...
TUCKER CARLSON People say the economy is going well and their lives are fruitful and happy, so then they say they'r...
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