I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.

publicly acted as judge, jury and executioner.

It seems like I always have to take matters into my own hands and be my own judge and jury, and that's my right and my left hand,

Don’t ever underestimate the importance of money. I know it’s often been said that money won’t make you happy and this is undeniably true, but everything else being equal, it’s a lovely thing to have around the house.

If income tax is the price you have to pay to keep the government on its feet, alimony is the price we have to pay for sweeping a woman off hers.