I was more ashamed that I couldn't work the washing machine than the fact that I was taking drugs.

Normal is nothing more than a cycle on a washing machine.

My washing machine overwhelms me with its options and its sophistication.

You can even throw them in the washing machine.

Normal is a setting on a washing machine.

We're taking everything in the homes, all the furniture that looks like it's been agitated in a washing machine in a muddy washing machine and dropped back down in their house.