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I was not a pretty child. I developed humor to be accepted.


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RICHARD EYRE Joan Rivers telling Lauren Bacall her dress is all wrong is like Carrot Top telling Lenny Bruce he n...
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DWAYNE HICKMAN To be, or not to be, that is the question.
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BARRY HUMPHRIES My childhood, adolescence and high school days are unusually important. If there has ever been a tim...
LEE ATWATER To be or not to be. That's not really a question.
JEAN-LUC GODARD I was a tomboy as a child! I wanted my daughter to be a scrapper and not so dainty.
CONSTANCE MARIE When I was in first grade, the kids called me 'fatso.' It hurt, but the way I overcame it wa...
BILLY CASPER I'll speak for myself, but there's a lot of humor to be found in sarcasm and darkness. You t...
NICOLAS CAGE I worked with so many comedians who became big names - so many, I can't even remember some of th...
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DIOGO MAINARDI She filed the image away as an excellent and insulting question to ask the earl at an utterly inappr...
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YEARDLEY SMITH I was not beautiful. When I went to Hollywood the beauties were people like Joan Crawford, Hedy Lama...
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SUZANNE FARRELL I met with my lawyers. They gave me all the wrong advice. For a long time I refused to accept the ch...
BORIS BECKER I mean, I grew up with pretty down-to-earth, atheist parents, but I was born a Pisces.
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HOLLY HUNTER I was pretty as a child and I felt that I wasn't very manly and that plagued me for years.
BRADLEY COOPER I knew being accepted was going to be hard, but I knew I was involved in a situation that was going ...
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PETER WESSEL ZAPFFE Any child can be developed, it depends on how you do it
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FEREIDOON YAZDI I cannot put into words how happy I was to have had the opportunity to be around him as much as I wa...
OSSIE DAVIS I look pretty grungy here ... I'm not concerned how I look. Here I was playing a character like I wa...
THE ANGEL I am not saying rivers are an unimportant source of sand. I am saying they may not be a major source...
NEAL DRISCOLL They are deceptively simple. I admit that. But for me, all my life I try to simplify things. As a ch...
ERIC CARLE I couldn’t imagine leaving a child. Not because it was unthinkable, but because I couldn’t imagi...
V.T. DAVY They just assumed I was the Joan of Arc of the women's movement.
BEA ARTHUR In early high school years, I was pretty chubby, and I spent a lot of time on my computer, before it...
RASHIDA JONES Eternity before I met you is nothing compared with the eternity of being without you after I have di...
PRETTY Nilipozaliwa nilipendwa na kuogopwa, watu walicheza na mimi lakini mimi sikucheza nao. Niliwapenda.
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JOHN ARMATO I should think it's pretty sophisticated. Any judge with a sense of humor and a very clever man, whi...
ANDREW SINCLAIR I'm not really big on slapstick humor. I like gentle humor.
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GALE HAROLD I was never a child actor. I was a child performer.
CHRISTOPHER WALKEN I was married to Margaret Joan Howe in 1940. Although not a scientist herself she has contributed mo...
FREDERICK SANGER I was certainly not a class clown; I confused and angered a lot of people with my sense of humor.
KATHERINE RYAN The child is pronounced pretty. I think it quite otherwise.
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CARINE ROITFELD It was not accepted nearly as widely as a sport, particularly not accepted as a big-league sport.
MAX MUHLEMAN To be or not to be is not a question of compromise. Either you be or you don't be.
GOLDA MEIR To be mad is worse than not to be if this is what it is.
JOHNNY RICH To be or not to be isn't the question. The question is how to prolong being.
TOM ROBBINS Well, I have lost you; and I lost you fairly;
In my own way, and with my full consent.
Say...
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ARI GRAYNOR I'm not really big on slapstick humor. I like gentle humor.
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JOE HYMER I had an opportunity to work with Joan Cleary during the last election. I got a chance to see her fi...
DANNY WILLIAMS I was thought to be retarded as a child, and all the evidence indicates that I was.
GUY DAVENPORT Manhattan seems pretty developed, you know what I mean? Like, it has peaked in culture.
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CHRISTINA HENDRICKS I accepted the challenge that the Chinese market was not going to be wide open, and I knew the telec...
JAMES SHEN When I was a child I spake as a child.
BIBLE When I was in New York, I got to see Joan Rivers do an hour of material, and it blew my mind. I don&...
CHELSEA PERETTI Whether he acted rightly or not, I have never been sure. It was the future of a child that was at st...
AGATHA CHRISTIE My interest was directed, from my medical student days, to Immunology, and particularly to the mecha...
BARUJ BENACERRAF Somebody might have seen something and say, 'Hey, he's still got it' or 'We could use him in our bul...
DAVE BURBA No parent would fail to call the doctor if their child developed a fever.
KATE MIDDLETON Once I accepted all of me was just as God said I would be. I no longer allowed others to remind me o...
SUSIE L HILL I think there have always been funny women, from Carol Burnett to Joan Rivers. When the audience see...
WENDY LIEBMAN I accepted it, because it was something I was really looking forward to doing.
BEN MAYNARD I was quite a shy child - not chronically, but I tended to blend into the background.
BEN WHISHAW I've got the humor of a comedian and the playfulness of a child.
TOMMY POLO I... was not too happy to suddenly take on this public role thrust upon me. They just assumed I was ...
BEATRICE ARTHUR In the churches I used to go to, I felt like I didn't fit in... I was accepted but not understood. T...
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BRENDAN O'CARROLL I hate that just because you happen to be good at something,people automatically think that's what m...
AMBER SMITH A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your step as you walk the tightrope...
WILLIAM ARTHUR WARD A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrop...
WILLIAM ARTHUR WARD Father said I have no sense of humor at all. He said I was unequipped to meet life because I have no...
J.D. SALINGER But pain may be a gift to us. Remember, after all, that pain is one of the ways we register in memor...
SUE MILLER What I wrote... wasn't crazy... or a bullshit... or nonsense... it was what I saw!
DEYTH BANGER

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JOAN RIVERS I was smart enough to go through any door that opened.
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JOAN RIVERS Can we talk?
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JOAN RIVERS Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you.
JOAN RIVERS Reading should be a pleasure, not a chore.
JOAN RIVERS I'm grateful for every day I'm still alive. Everything is still working. I attribute it to e...
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JOAN RIVERS The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it.
JOAN RIVERS Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present.
JOAN RIVERS I wish I had a twin, so I could know what I'd look like without plastic surgery.
JOAN RIVERS Anger is a symptom, a way of cloaking and expressing feelings too awful to experience directly — h...
JOAN RIVERS He came at me but he got the wrong chicken,
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JOAN RIVERS I just want to know. Who got all the jewelry?
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JOAN RIVERS I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman under...
JOAN RIVERS After we made love he took a piece of chalk and made an outline of my body.
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JOAN RIVERS [But she was closer to her mother.] I adored my mother. She was very formal and proper, but she was ...
JOAN RIVERS Our natures are a lot like oil, mix us with anything else, and we strive to swim on top.
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JOAN RIVERS Never floss with a stranger.
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JOAN RIVERS a good actress with real pathos.
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JOAN RIVERS [Calling him a] son of a b, ... Don't you dare call me a racist! I want an apology from you.
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JOAN RIVERS Never admit that your back goes out more than you do.
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RIVERS CUOMO I have made that one of my policies never to play anything that I've already put on record.
SAM RIVERS Well I'm a third-generation musician. My Grandfather's a musician and my father and mother w...
SAM RIVERS The great musicians are those who can reach people, who can make people feel something.
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MICKEY RIVERS I guess I've always liked the idea of being an artist.
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LARRY RIVERS Any art communicates what you're in the mood to receive.
LARRY RIVERS I believe that any art communicates what you're in the mood to receive.
LARRY RIVERS We'll do all right if we can capitalize on our mistakes.
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FRANCINE RIVERS Stand firm in the Lord. Stand firm and let Him fight your battle. Do not try to fight alone.
FRANCINE RIVERS Unless we have something worth dying for, Atretes, we've nothing worth living for.
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RIVERS CUOMO I meditate an hour in the morning and an hour in the evening. Once a year I go away for a long retre...
RIVERS CUOMO Even at your best, the creative moments are still kind of fleeting.
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RIVERS CUOMO We'll do all right if we can capitalize on our mistakes.
MICKEY RIVERS I decided to try celibacy because I heard it would help the meditation, and I tried meditation becau...
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RIVERS CUOMO I have a natural instinct to feel guilty and that I've let people down. I've apologized in m...
RIVERS CUOMO Certainly, the Beach Boys and the early Beatles records were a huge influence on me lyrically.
RIVERS CUOMO The web site and the Internet are a whole new ball game.
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RIVERS CUOMO The most nerve-wracking experience is an oral presentation in class. And right under that would be d...
RIVERS CUOMO The Lord will provide.
FRANCINE RIVERS I felt alone out there, like I was on a desert island. I felt like Gilligan.
MICKEY RIVERS Me and George and Billy are two of a kind. (on his relationship with George Steinbrenner and Billy M...
MICKEY RIVERS These guys are so old they're eligible for meals on wheels.
MICKEY RIVERS I don't think you're going to draw much from this game at all, it was not a beautiful game in any wa...
DOC RIVERS I've got a Fender Concert amp from the '60s, the one Joe Osborn used. He played his bass thr...
JOHNNY RIVERS The first amp I had back in the '50s was a small Fender.
JOHNNY RIVERS In early '57, I bought a Fender Telecaster.
JOHNNY RIVERS I was fixated on Prince's 'Black Album' for a long time.
RIVERS CUOMO I think it's gradually gotten less awkward, from my freshman year until now. It's not really as awkw...
PHILIP RIVERS I say that confidently. I'm not by any means going to play the perfect game, but I feel like I can g...
PHILIP RIVERS I'm just living each day, and I'm better equipped to do so. I mean, I used to be totally afr...
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RIVERS CUOMO I think I'm a good dad. It's hard. Ultimately, it's our kids that have the final word. S...
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MICKEY RIVERS No wonder you're all mixed up. You got a white man's first name, a Spanish man's second name and a b...
MICKEY RIVERS If you can stop him, you got a better chance, ... If you do that, the Angels aren't as hard to beat.
MICKEY RIVERS I like to get input from all different kinds of listeners, including the really conservative ones, a...
RIVERS CUOMO I really don't trust Benson. He's got the sweetest deal in the NFL (the Saints are the only NFL team...
ALLEN RIVERS This whole state is hurting right now. I know times are hard. I understand people are angry with Ben...
ALLEN RIVERS He needed the warmth of the sun to take away the chill of foreboding that grew in him.
FRANCINE RIVERS I signed up for eHarmony once, and it took three hours to fill out that online form - so many person...
RIVERS CUOMO He's so ugly. When you walked by him, your pants wrinkle. He made fly balls curve foul.
MICKEY RIVERS My goals are to hit .300, score 100 runs, and stay injury-prone.
MICKEY RIVERS I'm going to double my limit.
MICKEY RIVERS Pitching is 80% of the game and the other half is hitting and fielding.
MICKEY RIVERS When you're outside in this beautiful natural environment, it's dissonant to see some special effect...
BARRY RIVERS The dirty little secret about film festivals is that every year you reinvent the wheel.
BARRY RIVERS We all wanted what we wanted, and when the Lord fulfilled HIS purpose rather than ours, we struck ou...
FRANCINE RIVERS Jesus has given me eternal life in Him. Let them take my life here, but God holds me in the palm of ...
FRANCINE RIVERS True beauty is rare, and seldom recognized by the one who possesses it.
FRANCINE RIVERS I want you to love me. I want you to trust me enough to let me love you, and I want you to stay here...
FRANCINE RIVERS When we started doing the college tours, the show was seen in a new light. It's really dealing with ...
BEN RIVERS We're reading some of the books about the Titanic. We're going to see the exhibit at the museum in a...
BEN RIVERS The less than polar conditions actually drew more people.
BEN RIVERS Love God and He will enable you to love others even when they disappoint you.
FRANCINE RIVERS Sideways rain. We threw it 59 times (actually 57).
PHILIP RIVERS Paul was absolutely sensational tonight. I didn't realize they had 50 and 43. I knew they had a lot....
DOC RIVERS I think audiences sometimes mistakenly assume a quality performance comes from some great emotional ...
RIVERS CUOMO Mara, that's the life I want to give you. That's what I'm offering you. I want to fill you life with...
FRANCINE RIVERS I don't know if it was vital [to get the win], but it was big. We needed the win because I look at t...
DOC RIVERS The interviews have been a little tough due to the fact that we're interviewing dogs. We see a l...
MELISSA RIVERS It didn't go smoothly; it was the most contentious thing I've ever done.
RIVERS CUOMO I don't know what next year will bring. I have no idea. I can tell you I have a lot of ideas for son...
RIVERS CUOMO It's up in the air, ... But in my mind, it's up in the air for every artist. Who knows, really, if t...
RIVERS CUOMO Once he gets in and just plays natural, be himself, he's going to do great. I like this guy. He's no...
MICKEY RIVERS I like watching because that's my style of play, ... When he does what he does, I enjoy it.
MICKEY RIVERS What was the name of that dog on 'Rin Tin Tin'?
MICKEY RIVERS What I really remember is that people camped out everywhere, and the fact everybody expected it migh...
JOHNNY RIVERS These conquerors of the world are slaves to their passions, and someday their passions will bring th...
FRANCINE RIVERS Our boys mean a lot to us. We've been hooked for some time.
ALLEN RIVERS I found that so many people in the music business started out as metalheads in the Eighties - whethe...
RIVERS CUOMO The message that is coming across from the media is clearly, 'Watch out, women, if you're ambitious....
CARYL RIVERS I'm not sitting here all fired up like I've achieved something, ... I'm pleased that I've made some ...
PHILIP RIVERS I'm sure there will be a different report every day for the next six months, and I'm not going to ge...
PHILIP RIVERS