I was screaming constantly, on the set, in my room... everywhere.

If I moved, he moved. If I stopped, he stopped. It was a duel.

You want a lesson? I'll give you a lesson. How about a geography lesson? My father's from Puerto Rico. My mother's from El Salvador. And neither one of those is Mexico.

You want a lesson? I'll give you a lesson. How about a geography lesson? My father's from Puerto Rico. My mother's from El Salvador. And neither one of those is Mexico.

The Master of Disguise

big, deep, meaningful, it's-so-over maybe.