I was surprised when they told me it was 35 years. I thought it was only 32.


Bill Bean

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I was born with an evil face.
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By ancestry, I was born to rule.
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I was born into a family of preachers.
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I was raised on NBC television.
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Hey, I was raised in the church.
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To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.
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BILL WATTERSON
Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's differ...
BILL WATTERSON
The world of a comic strip ought to be a special place with its own logic and life... I don't wa...
BILL WATTERSON
The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.
BILL WATTERSON
The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure pure reasoning, and inhibit clarity. With a...
BILL WATTERSON
Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?
BILL WATTERSON
Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.
BILL WATTERSON
If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.
BILL WATTERSON
It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept.
BILL WATTERSON
Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
BILL WATTERSON
Try to be like the turtle - at ease in your own shell.
BILL COPELAND
Keep your word. Honor commitments, and they will double back to honor you.
BILL RANCIC
Historically, privacy was almost implicit, because it was hard to find and gather information. But i...
BILL GATES
The outside perception and inside perception of Microsoft are so different. The view of Microsoft in...
BILL GATES
According to Ethiopian custom, parents wait to name a baby because children often die in the first w...
BILL GATES
My son likes to go see mines and electric plants, or the Large Hadron Collider, and we've had a ...
BILL GATES
Like any well designed software product, Windows is designed, developed and tested as an integrated ...
BILL GATES
The quality of research in the U.S. is absolutely the best.
BILL GATES
The bulk of the universities are about teaching kids.
BILL GATES
People want to watch whatever video they want to watch whenever they want to watch. If you provision...
BILL GATES