I was taught that the human brain was the crowning glory of evolution so far, but I think it's a very poor scheme for survival.

I was taught that the human brain was the crowning glory of evolution so far, but I think it's a very poor scheme for survival.

I do not say that children at war do not die like men, if they have to die. To their everlasting honor and our everlasting shame, they do die like men, thus making possible the manly jubilation of patriotic holidays. But they are murdered children all the same.

Evolution can go to hell as far as I am concerned. What a mistake we are. We have mortally wounded this sweet life-supporting planet - the only one in the whole Milky Way - with a century of transportation whoopee.

I'm gonna be a superstar musician, kill myself and go out in a flame of glory, just ike Jimi Hendrix

What is my definition of jazz? 'Safe sex of the highest order.