I was the center square on Hollywood Squares for about fifteen weeks.
Jerry Mathers
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I would be good for maybe not the center square but an upper square on 'Hollywood Squares.'
JOHN HODGMAN Miss Brodie was easily the equal of both sisters together, she was the square on the hypotenuse of a...
MURIEL SPARK And the altar shall be twelve cubits long, twelve broad, square in the four squares thereof.
BIBLE The Market Square was the center of The City's community, and for most of the people, the highlight ...
STEPHEN WHITFIELD I think for the last fifteen, twenty years or so, Hollywood has underestimated the appeal of the Wes...
BARRY CORBIN She is really influenced by mass media Hollywood. A lot of her works include drawings of celebrities...
CHRISTINA MCMASTER Jack, Jerry and I had been talking about the merger for a while, ... Jerry and I would like to leave...
MASAYOSHI SON Thank God, I never was cheerful. I come from the happy stock of the Mathers, who, as you remember, p...
HENRY ADAMS I remember going to the East Village for the first time as a fifteen-year-old and going to Tompkins ...
MIKE D My steamer trunk was packed to go, ... when my sister told me about a friend of hers in New York, a ...
JAMES WHITMORE We'd like to have square dances maybe once a month here at the center.
CHRIS FRITZ At first I was very reluctant and for about three weeks I was unable to sleep.
CINDY WINSTEAD Whenever someone says the word "month" to me, I call up an empty square filled with other empty squa...
PATRICIA LOCKWOOD This went on for about two weeks.
KEITH RICHARD Dead at 50. Mike Webster! Nine-time Pro Bowler. Hall of Famer. 'Iron Mike,' legendary Steele...
JEANNE MARIE LASKAS I did host the Jim Rome show with Jerry Ferrara for three hours when he was on vacation. Three hours...
KEVIN CONNOLLY Jerry has talked to Rich. I don't want to speak for Jerry, but he outlined the way he intends to use...
DAN O'BRIEN Sleep is for squares.
HENRY ROLLINS We thought it would be better suited for commercial use, with everything going on in Market Square a...
JOSEPH STEFANOV I played for the first time in nine years about three weeks ago, ... It was interesting.
IVAN LENDL Onassis told Jerry about it at a dinner in New York. People trusted Jerry because his word was his b...
CHARLES OWENS [Comedian Jerry Seinfeld was nominated for a Grammy for his spoken-word children's album] Halloween ...
JAMIE LEE CURTIS Katwe is fifteen minutes from my home. It's entirely about knowing it from the inside. For insta...
MIRA NAIR I was very keen on people like Elvis, Carl Perkins, Jerry Lee Lewis, and Gene Vincent.
ROBIN TROWER I am so bummed out. I had gotten all excited about Catholicism again. I just loved all the people an...
DOMINICK DUNNE We all miss you so much. It just never ends. It feels like we were all wounded in your battle, Carol...
JOHN GREEN So I was the son of a man who had Vietnam living inside him. Yeah I had all kinds of reasons for fee...
BENJAMIN ALIRE SáENZ, ARISTOTLE AND DANTE DISCOVER THE SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE Musicians sort of knew this already—that the emotional center is not the technical center, that fu...
DAVID BYRNE That's the center of the sadness that is Hollywood because nobody knows what is really authentic.
GWEN DAVIS I've been on the road for fifteen years and I had no intent to stop.
BON SCOTT I'm not really deep enough to have enough to think about for fifteen minutes.
BRIAN KILMEADE They expected to sell for about $400 a square foot, but by the time the sales office opened it was u...
WARREN M. HELLER I was fifteen.
I was bored.
I was miserable.
BENJAMIN ALIRE SáENZ A lot of people us the internet searching for fifteen minutes of fame I've been on it so long and so...
STANLEY VICTOR PASKAVICHCTOR PASKAVICH Fifteen years ago, the average was probably about 50 patients in a 24-hour period.
KATRINA OTTO I heard they call Tyra 'Hollywood Hop,' ... for the many men in Hollywood who have bedded Tyra and m...
KARRINE STEFFANS I wrote about nothing else for 10 weeks.
MICHAEL SCHUERMAN On Thanksgiving Night, 1942, when I was fifteen years old, white racists burned our house to the gro...
CORETTA SCOTT KING I think it was one and fifteen?
AUGUSTINE RUIZ At first I thought it was a high ankle sprain. I kept playing on it for about two weeks. I went to o...
COLE ALDRICH I played trumpet for about two weeks. Sixth grade. And I didn't practice. Maybe a little longer ...
WENDELL PIERCE All I could think of was we were about to start filming for the last final weeks of the TV show and ...
DAVID SELBY I dyed my hair pink when I was fifteen.
KAREN GILLAN I've been watching 'Pawn Stars' every week for the last year. I like learning about the ...
STEVE WILKOS How many radio shows I did is lost to memory now; it's in the hundreds - maybe even close to bei...
MEL TORME One night I went over to get some dope from some Hollywood tough guy. After I left, my son Scott, wh...
JAMES CAAN I could not pretend that nothing was happening. Not for this did I survive a poisoning. Not for this...
VIKTOR YUSHCHENKO We figured, big Bob, he's 275 pounds. I think about half the plays, he just pushed the center into t...
JASON TROUSDALE I recently sold a house in Laguna for $3.5 million. It was on about 2,000 square feet of land, maybe...
WARREN BUFFETT I've had a hard time the last two weeks. I was on suicide watch for a couple of weeks there. I sat i...
D.J. TRAHAN There's the Hollywood sign; there's Griffith Observatory; there's the great, amazing Los...
ROBERT CRAIS When I was a kid and my mom made tomato soup, she would cut buttered toast into squares and float th...
TOM DOUGLAS I shared the stage with Jerry for 35 years and think about him every time I pick up my guitar. This ...
BOB WEIR When you built television sets, you have all this test equipment. And you'd have all these lines...
RALPH BAER 'Hairspray' was a movie turned Broadway musical turned Hollywood remake, and that is the ...
JAMES WOLCOTT I was just about 6 weeks old when we moved to Detroit.
EDDIE FLOYD We held a quilt barn square seminar, and provided materials for participants to learn how to make th...
STEPHEN CARAWAY The very first thing I ever did, I was doing some work for the French Cultural Center. They wanted a...
D. A. PENNEBAKER I was out there about six weeks ago, and the president of the company was just as enthusiastic.
BILL COLLINS I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.
GARRY SHANDLING You're the man who stands on the street corner with a roll of toilet paper, and written on each squa...
KURT VONNEGUT Don't skimp on the ice. Bags from the grocery store melt so fast and water down your drinks. I p...
JOSE ANDRES Such events help Merritt Square achieve its goal of being the area's center for entertainment, shopp...
BILL HARTLEY My perception is that Jerry was a stand-up comedian for years and years,
COLIN QUINN I've seen terrorism close up, but I don't live in a state of terror at all. I'm comforta...
DOUGLAS BRUNT I went to the Glasgow Youth Theatre and they just let me in. But I was so shy that I was there for a...
BILL FORSYTH I don't think about Hollywood at all.
ALEX COX We have almost 300,000 square feet of space and mostly only one person in the buildings, besides the...
HOWARD TAYLOR Nothing seems to come up to your expectations. But nothing I had heard about Hollywood was enough.
CONRAD VEIDT I know how great Jerry Rice was in his prime, ... I saw it firsthand.
MIKE SHANAHAN For two weeks after the team was named, Bygone was prepared to move forward on the original amount.
ROGER KAPLAN Friday was Atlanta. That was fifteen bucks. Once a month, we made a six hundred mile trip from India...
LOU THESZ Weeks, he thought to himself. I’ll be thinking about that face for weeks.
ADI ALSAID I recently bought a house in L.A., and I was so pleased with myself. I thought I had arrived and I w...
HELEN FIELDING Six to eight weeks. That's tough. He was down at first. I think he was worried about [the recruiting...
BLANDA WOLFE We do not need a shopping center. We have a Stop & Shop. We do need a library. But 7,000 square feet...
BILL HANNA We've been in contact with the developer who owns the shopping center for the past two or three week...
AL COOK Being from New York, there's three things you know about Hollywood. You know about the Hollywood...
SEAN COMBS In 1831, steam locomotives were tested, and one of them, the York, was found capable of conveying fi...
JOHN MOODY They're not moving. I ran into them enough times, and they're still not moving. Thanks for (chairman...
AARON ROWAND They're not moving, ... I ran into them enough times, and they're still not moving. Thanks for (chai...
AARON ROWAND I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks.
TOTIE FIELDS I loathe the squares and streets, And the faces that one meets
ALFRED LORD TENNYSON Last year was huge. It's probably the biggest fundraiser we've ever done for the Family Life Center....
MELISSA ALLEN One thing (Bears general manager) Jerry Angelo told me when I was hobbling around on crutches -- and...
DARRELL CAMPBELL When they closed just before Light Up Ocala, the biggest event on the Square all year, I knew it was...
CINDI NICHOLSON I majored in theater at San Diego State. My one eye was on football, and my other eye was on Hollywo...
CARL WEATHERS I'm pretty unusual for an actress in Hollywood because I am totally unselfconscious about my bod...
ABBIE CORNISH Alex was sticking out at us. To use one of Jerry's terms, he was like a beacon light. I came in [Sun...
GREG GABRIEL Fifteen men on the Dead Man's Chest
YOUNG EWING ALLISON Conservatives should be adamant about the need for the reappearance of Judeo-Christianity in the pub...
WILLIAM F. BUCKLEY JR. I had gross morning sickness til about 15 weeks and then gestational diabetes, and most annoyingly, ...
ZOE FOSTER BLAKE I'm a lapsed Zen Buddhist. I've read hundreds of books on Zen, I meditated daily for about f...
WILL MCINTOSH I was concerned with the dust and the dirt, but it's been about a month and a half, ... That was the...
LESLIE LEWIS I grew up on Don Knotts and Jerry Lewis and all the guys from Second City.
HARLAND WILLIAMS Jerry was always there with a big smile.
FRANK CHRISTENSEN Jerry was actually trying to calm things down.
GIL DURAN Most of the stories I read are about my Hollywood pedigree.
MICHAEL DOUGLAS My last series was on A.B.C., a one-hour called 'My Generation'. Critics liked it. I was on ...
WARREN LITTLEFIELD Yeah, there was the Flora Plum thing, where I trained for about a month and I had taken a semester o...
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JERRY SALTZ I almost resent being Charley Moviestar. Yeah, I'm grateful. But it takes me away from my kids.
JERRY LEWIS I don't plan out my visits rigorously, but I do have a list of about 125 New York galleries, alt...
JERRY SALTZ In November, 1964 when I was a patient at the Mayo Clinic I though seriously about killing myself.
JERRY KRAMER I have this old '57 Porsche Speedster, and the way the door closes, I'll just sit there and ...
JERRY SEINFELD Artschwager's art always involves looking closely at surfaces, questions what an object is, want...
JERRY SALTZ Damien Hirst is the Elvis of the English art world, its ayatollah, deliverer, and big-thinking entre...
JERRY SALTZ It wouldn't be the worst thing in the world if we didn't have a salary cap.
JERRY JONES Red-hot songs were born on the black streets of Baltimore, where I delivered five-gallon cans of ker...
JERRY LEIBER I'm a fan of very, very expensive creams: Creme de la Mer, La Prairie Skin Caviar Luxe. I'm ...
JERRY HALL My greatest moment as a jock occurred when I was 14 and playing punch ball in front of my house on A...
JERRY REINSDORF The support this city and our fans have shown the Grizzlies made my decision to stay in Memphis an e...
JERRY WEST Where Cezanne captured and intensified shards of the eternal (every pear far more sharply defined th...
JERRY SALTZ From 1936 on, I have taken more falls than any other 20 comedians put together. From the time I was ...
JERRY LEWIS You need lofty goals. Then cement it with a great work ethic.
JERRY WEST All of us, whether or not we're celebrities, every one ought to spend part of their life making ...
JERRY SPRINGER The idea of getting old is horrific, but I don't want to make it worse by becoming a grotesque c...
JERRY HALL I think the cartoons that they're children are watching, particularly 'The Simpsons,' th...
JERRY LEWIS It's just a show. It's not the end of Western Civilization. It's chewing gum.
JERRY SPRINGER If Chief Justice Warren and his associates had known God's word and had desired to do the Lord...
JERRY FALWELL I'm really looking forward to the Hall of Fame ceremonies. It's going to be unbelievable - j...
JERRY RICE The new album is a childhood dream come true. Got to sing with Ronnie Spector, got to cover a bunch ...
JERRY ONLY Crankiness is at the essence of all comedy. My wife and I were discussing the different types of cra...
JERRY SEINFELD