I was trying to be magician and ended up......... well, trying to be a magician

How do i do this trick? Well even if I knew i wouldn't tell you.

When I was born, the doctor was looking for me.

Assumption from Perception creates Deception

90% of the magic props are of no use...... and you can't do magic with just 10% of props!!

I am sad that once I wasn't alive, I am happy that one day ill die.... If you think that should make sense, then I am afraid you are crazy!