I was very pleased with our performance tonight. I thought we were very sharp and created an awful lot of scoring chances. I thought their goalkeeper was outstanding and made a few very good saves. I am really satisfied with our team tonight.
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Adam played the way I know he can.... JAMIE MULLEN I thought we made a great thrust defensively tonight. We met their runs with our runs. BOBBY DAWSON He was outstanding tonight, but I thought both goalies were. BOB MOTZKO I thought we were really back on our heels from the jump and didn't really compete with a very, very... WENDY LARRY We always looked dangerous, I was very pleased with the team performance. ARSENE WENGER This was a high-scoring meet in relationship to the first seven outings. I thought the judges tonigh... RAY CORN I said to the team, 'boys, we've got to be men and I thought we were tonight. I'm happy with their p... JIM POST We played very well tonight and really competed against Memphis. I am very proud of our team. I thou... DOUG WOJCIK I thought a big thing was our scoring. We haven't had a double-digit big scoring night from anybody,... GREG MORGAN Overall, I was pleased with our performance. The conditions were good and we went up against some pr... JENNIFER NANISTA We played hard tonight and I was really pleased with our effort. While I was disappointed that our g... GEORGE STEVENS We got good balanced scoring tonight. We did a nice job of getting the ball inside to our post playe... AARON HILL Our TEAM defense was the difference in this game. I thought we were very aggressive defensively and ... COACH LYNN MCCORMICK Their goalie played unbelievable. He made some big saves on us, but I thought just the chances we we... DREW MILLER I thought we played an outstanding game. I was very proud of the girls. JENNY TRAVIS I'm really proud of our guys for the last few minutes [of the game]. Their guys stepped up and we we... MARK MALLISHAM (Carlisle) limited our possessions tonight and that's to their credit. I thought it was a hard fough... KIRK SMALLWOOD We've played some very good teams this year. And I'm very pleased with how our team has responded to... BEN HOWLAND I couldn't be happier with our performance. It starts with defense and ours was superb tonight. I th... HERB GRACE It was a great high school basketball game. Both teams played very hard. I'm very pleased with our e... JACK CULHANE I was pleased with our performance tonight in a pressure-packed situation. We're looking forward to ... CAREY FAGAN At the time, I thought it was good for us. I thought it was giving us a rest. We didn't play very ma... MATT SCHMELZER I think Katie and I really skated well together tonight. Of course, every time you skate out there y... GARRETT LUCASH We played with intensity. We were beating them to the ball tonight. I was very happy with their play... EUGENE DORO I thought Mark Wilson did very well tonight. He worked very hard in midfield and it's nice to get th... COLIN CLARKE We did everything we needed to tonight except put the ball in the back of the net. I thought we play... NEIL MACDONALD I am very pleased with our performance today. I wasn't sure what to expect. We have only had one spe... JEFF VINCENT Bars were a good event for us tonight. It wasn't something they are incapable of. They just came out... BRAD CATTERMOLE It was our first one-to-one meeting, and I am very satisfied with it, AYUB KHAN I thought we served well and I thought our back row defense was pretty good. I wasn't pleased with o... BETH TOCCI I thought our guys were mentally tough tonight. I thought our guys hung in there pretty good. LORENZO ROMAR I think we got a little more out of our post game tonight, but other than that it was a very similar... KRAIG TERPSTRA I really felt good back there with the great job our defense was doing, ... I thought we pressured t... ANDREW GREEN They've got a very good tactical appreciation of the kicking game, they can play with width and I th... EWEN MCKENZIE I thought Cornell was very talented and very good, but I also thought if we played a great game we c... BRIAN VOELKER I could not have asked for more from the Ascoli game. I was very happy with our victory and with my ... ALESSANDRO DEL PIERO I was still pleased with our guys. Mount Pleasant comes in with an intensity our guys don't normally... GABE MCDONALD I think Tamara was very pleased with her performance, and we are very glad to have her. I think she ... CATHY WIERZBOWSKI We played very well tonight, our team was very well prepared for this game. Every game is big and we... SEAN BRENNAN I thought our defense down the stretch was key. That was a very good team we faced. We couldn't stop... FRANK ALLOCCO We weren't very happy with our performance from the last game. The kids really performed well and co... JASON KOSKI I was very excited when I saw those marks, ... I thought I skated well and was happy with my perform... ALISSA CZISNY I am very pleased with the fact the we was very consistent this weekend. We really saw a lot of peop... BRENDA COLDREN I thought we dodged a bullet. Huron did an outstanding job tonight. DEREK ROBEY I was pleased with our defensive effort tonight. We played well all around tonight and we'll need to... CHRIS REDFIELD I was very frustrated with my team throughout the game. (Hesperia Christian) was well prepared for u... LANA TOMLIN I thought we played a very efficient match as a team. Our kids played with a lot of focus. I'm very ... CARY JUSTMANN Emotionally our tank wasn't full yesterday. But we rebounded today with a lot of energy, a lot of ju... BOB MOTZKO I knew he was the style of back we were looking for. I thought he was worth the investment. I was ve... JOHN FOX I thought the team responded pretty well in the season opener, especially with the amount of special... DICK UMILE I was very pleased with Travis and Aaron's runs tonight. They ran well following a pretty tough prac... BILL KUHNS I thought he was the best big man out there on the floor tonight. Sam played very, very well. BOB STRICKLER There were times tonight when this team could have folded its tent. We're not as good as we think we... KARL DORRELL We were very good defensively. We made really good decisions with the puck to make them not have too... MARK MAZZOLENI Jesse competes very well. We haven't been playing a lot of defense behind him. Tonight our defense s... CHAD WILLIAMS It was great. He can do a lot of things. We were very pleased with that performance. JAY MCKENNA Plateau Valley was a good, scrappy team, and I was very pleased with how we came out and played the ... SHAWN BAUMGARTNER I was very, very pleased with Marcus Williams. I thought no one came in with more pressure on him th... LUTE OLSON Right now, I was very pleased at our defense. We?re just playing very good defense the last few week... TONY FLOYD I was very pleased with our bats. We were hitting line drives and ground balls, not fly balls. JOE HAGLER I was very proud of them because normally we are not a very good free-throw shooting team and they c... FREDA CRAFT It was awesome for Abby. There's been a lot of scrutiny the last few weeks with our goaltending. The... BOB BOUGHNER The boards in the second half were the difference. They are stronger inside than we are. We stayed w... JOE RIVERS I was very pleased with our passing and defense, and we had some good heads up play, ... Overall, I ... BETH SHELTON I didn't think our defensive intensity was very good, and I didn't think we did a very good job on t... CONNIE WEST I am shaking right now. Our team battled all day. I made some big saves, and the team made some big ... DOMINIK JAKUBEK I thought we lost a lot of juice. I thought they were quicker than us tonight. DWANE CASEY I thought we played pretty well. I was pleased with our effort. GARY JONES I was very pleased with the individuals and the overall team performance. I'm especially happy to ha... BOB STOCKSLAGER I was pleased. You're never completely pleased, but we had a pretty good idea what we wanted to do o... DENNIS RUETER There's no better guy on this team to make me look good. Robert played hard and was very sharp tonig... ROY RICHARDS I thought our girls competed really well tonight. DAVE HOHENTHAL We fought hard all season, and we fought hard in the second half. I really thought we were going to ... ANDREA REED I think a lot of people thought all our matches would be very low-scoring, very defensive. Everybody... BILLY CHAMBERLAIN I am very happy with their performance. We met our goals and did it quite well. It was a great tourn... JEFF SALMON I was pleased with the way we responded tonight. That's a real fine team. Our defense down the stret... FRANK ALLOCCO I was very pleased with our effort. We came ready to play and we played with confidence. JEFF SPROUSE We wanted to play fast and we did. I thought we shot the ball with a lot of confidence tonight and o... AARON STRAUB I really thought this was a game we could have won but again we had too many defensive lapses and co... 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