I was with some Vietnamese recently, and some of them were smoking two cigarettes at the same time. That's the kind of customers we need!

The principle that light can be in two places at the same time is absolutely extraordinary.

Two things are going on at the same time with the flattening of the world: The relentless quest for efficiency is squeezing some of the fat out of life.

There was a young lady named Mae
Who smoked without stopping all day;
As pack followed pack,
Her lungs first turned black,
And eventually rotted away.

We need open, competitive, market economies... but at the same time with effective regulation and supervision.

I'm very particular but very thrifty at the same time.