I watched a black and white TV for so long, so when I got a color TV I picked the red one.

When I saw the monkeys at the zoo it reminded me of watching political debates on TV.

Ultimate lazy moment: Watching the sunrise on TV because you're too lazy to get up and watch it for real.

Luckiness top moment: To get run over by an ambulance.

Sports top moment: to score a goal but miss in the re-play.

Rudeness top moment: to scare an ostrich on an asphalt street.