I went on a Hot Pocket diet where I ate two Hot Pockets every four hours. I only had the pepperoni pizza flavour. I didn't go anywhere near the cheeseburger macaroni.

I can't be on the cheeseburger diet all the time.

They are equipped with breathing apparatus that lasts for approximately four hours, although we rarely go anywhere near four hours.

Pizza is no longer on my diet.

It's diamonds in your pockets one week, macaroni and cheese the next.

I did a show called 'Freaks and Geeks' when I was very young. And I had the naivete and arrogance of youth. You know, I really assumed that when the show got cancelled, like, oh, it doesn't matter, you just keep rolling, you know. I'm about to be the biggest star of the world. And then I was met with five years of unemployment.