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I went to a Presbyterian college, you know, I was in... all the way, and so I remember doing my first sermon when I was 17, I was in high school. It wasn't a full twenty-five minute sermon, but for like ten minutes I got up and they let me do that, and it was on faith.


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WOODY ALLEN I don't apologize for anything. When I make a mistake, I take the blame and go on from there.
WOODY HAYES Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty da...
WOODY ALLEN Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boa...
WOODY ALLEN As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure ou...
WOODY ALLEN In Beverly Hills... they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.
WOODY ALLEN There's a smugness that goes with being a huge company. The big fish say, 'If it's so gr...
WOODY NORRIS The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what you don't h...
WOODY ALLEN I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.
WOODY ALLEN I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.
WOODY ALLEN I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib.
WOODY ALLEN The most deceptive course in football is straight at the goalposts.
WOODY HAYES Who bothers to cook TV dinners? I suck them frozen.
WOODY ALLEN Nothing that comes easy is worth a dime.
WOODY HAYES My films are therapy for my debilitating depression. In institutions people weave baskets. I make fi...
WOODY ALLEN Nobody despises to lose more than I do. That's got me into trouble over the years, but it also m...
WOODY HAYES I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the bo...
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