I went to regular schools and I was home schooled a lot but I don't have any history in schools. Like, I literally don't exist. I didn't even get a birth certificate until the mid-80s. I always feel like I could be, like, 10 years younger, or maybe I'm 70!

Vickie Lynn Hogan is my birth certificate's name.

At 13, when I was a runaway, I was taken in by the most amazing drag queens in Portland, Ore. We didn't always know where our next meal was coming from, but there was so much camaraderie and love. Not to mention, those girls could paint a face, and I learned how because of them.

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate.

I've had, like, four long-term boyfriends. I tend to be in relationships for long periods of time.

The only name on my birth certificate was Henley, no first name.