I will defend anyone as long as the client gives me total control of the case and pays up front.

I understand my client has a case in Atlanta that he is on probation for. We are working with Mr. Miller's Atlanta attorney.

They have made me look a total babe on the front

I played a funeral convention once. York Casket Company pays well, in case anyone's wondering!

I have not killed anyone. They will not let me.

These newspaper reporters... ever since Sullivan versus New York Times... have got a license to lie.