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I will embarrass my kids to their core. I will threaten to show up in hot pants and a tube top. Their dad will drive me. And he'll let me and my friend Lisa get pretty drunk in the backseat, and we will come into that party and just rip it up.


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MELISSA RIVERS I'm just happy that I'm skating really good. Sometimes when you're not feeling good, you concentrate...
MELISSA GREGORY Someone has to be awake with him at all times.
MELISSA MARSH When the heart beats with true purpose, it needs no other reason to breathe.
MELISSA SZYMANSKI The human heart is strong enough to withstand an unwarranted assault, and brave enough to smile at t...
MELISSA SZYMANSKI Self-pity is the real fool's gold.
MELISSA SZYMANSKI To let fear rule your life, is to let the enemy of humanity win.
MELISSA SZYMANSKI When life tries to get you down, you just start walking a little faster.
MELISSA SZYMANSKI Laugh, and the world will join in; cry and whine, and that same world will tell you to shut the hell...
MELISSA SZYMANSKI Goodness is in the eye of the beholder, and the heart of the believer.
MELISSA SZYMANSKI I'm not full on 'Jersey Shore' Jersey, but in my heart, my bangs are so feathered with t...
MELISSA RAUCH It's actually mortifying that two doors down, to think that something like that could have happened ...
MELISSA LOPEZ Neither the cat nor I missed you while you were gone. It's worse than that. We danced the visitor-go...
MELISSA CHECKER I don't even go there,
MELISSA ETHERIDGE Reading about myself on 'Perez Hilton' was kind of the weirdest thing ever.
MELISSA BENOIST For them, it's unexpected territory and it's nice to have that guide.
MELISSA JACOBSON It still hasn't been horrible. We should be okay, only two hours left 'til the eye and then we're go...
MELISSA COOK I am involved with 'Write Girl,' which is such a great organization, because they go into in...
MELISSA ROSENBERG The only thing I really hadn't done was throwing and distance. I really kind of dreaded the distance...
MELISSA TALBOT We kissed for two hours. Eventually, I led him into my bedroom and pulled off both of our shirts. He...
MELISSA FEBOS The railroads have worked to boost supplies, but we are still not getting the (Powder River Basin) d...
MELISSA MCHENRY sometimes no matter how many eyelashes or dandelion seeds you blow, no matter how much of your heart...
MELISSA JENSEN I feel my heart break to see a nation ripped apart by it's own greatest strength - it's dive...
MELISSA ETHERIDGE Humility is the art of appreciating the people in your life, who forgive you your flaws.
MELISSA SZYMANSKI Friendship is the result of two spirits seeing the full truth of each other.
MELISSA SZYMANSKI In the guest star situation on a show, it has a feel of a foreign exchange student - you're worr...
MELISSA RAUCH There could be a room full of toys and all he wants is the candles.
MELISSA HOWELL From about eight years old I was always making things on the sewing machine. Friends would see me ma...
MELISSA GEORGE We had a great time on the floor, though we had a few bobbles. We were so relaxed. By that time, we ...
MELISSA ARMS I think they both are strong contenders especially with what they did this weekend.
MELISSA ARMS I think it was a real advantage having tough judges tonight because we're heading into the states. T...
MELISSA ARMS We're losing a lot of talent.
MELISSA ARMS We had a lot of confidence coming in. I told them to treat it like a championship but to have fun.
MELISSA ARMS Kim couldn't have done that routine better. She had a great week at practice and came in very confid...
MELISSA ARMS Branford is a team that is trying to build. But we had some highlights. We had Alyssa back, and she ...
MELISSA ARMS Heather tried a more difficult first pass on floor. It's a big risk, and it could have a big payoff....
MELISSA ARMS Finally. Finally. She [Strickland] finally broke the barrier. She was sick, and she's finally starti...
MELISSA ARMS I'm very pleased...It's awesome! We weren't expecting anything and we wanted to go out and be proud ...
MELISSA ARMS After graduation I plan on substituting in Jackson Township schools as an elementary school teacher....
MELISSA ALLEN We are in the process of building a church. Hopefully this way we can start out doing good works on ...
MELISSA ALLEN We put a bite of food from every dish onto each plate and when they've gone through the line, their ...
MELISSA ALLEN Last year was huge. It's probably the biggest fundraiser we've ever done for the Family Life Center....
MELISSA ALLEN It's a little bigger this year. I think the teachers are getting more involved and are encouraging t...
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