I will find humor in my everyday life by looking for people I can laugh at

I think I've discovered the secret of life -- you just hang around until you get used to it.

I love mankind ... it's people I can't stand!!

Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

Just remember, when you’re over the hill, you begin to pick up speed.

Oh yes, I'm at my happiest when I have a good idea and I'm drawing it well, and it comes out well and somebody laughs at it.