I wish I didn’t see inside of every man I come in contact with, but there they are, a miserable little pile of lies and secrets.

Lies are like weeds. TLC not needed for them to take over a field of daisies.

It's a sick little creature that carries a child in her body for nine months and starts telling it needless lies before it can walk. In doing so, she is guaranteeing that lying will come as natural to her child as swimming does to a fish.

When you manipulate the truth, it is no long the truth. There is no such thing as a half truth or an innocent lie. You can acquire a Rock Python and call it your pet snake if you like, but you're fooling only yourself.

The seven days of Christmas are some of the phoniest days of the year. Countless millions of hypocrites trying to get through the holidays milk past Christmases of every joyful moment; and when need be, they fill in the cracks with lies they tell themselves about the Christmases of days gone by.

Considering that 47.4% of the babies born in the US arrive as bastards, or if you prefer, born to unwed mothers; is it fair to assume that every other woman you meet has the morals of a bitch dog in heat?