I wish I had a kryptonite cross, because then you could keep both Dracula and Superman away

I wish a robot would get elected president. That way, when he came to town, we could all take a shot at him and not feel too bad.

You can't cross the sea merely by standing and staring at the water. Don't let yourself indulge in vain wishes.

We were each of us trying; trying to undo our own history while wishing for Superman.

Listen to them, the children of the night. What music they make!

Here's a good thing to do if you go to a party and you don't know anybody: First take out the garbage. Then go around and collect any extra garbage that people might have, like a crumpled napkin, and take that out too. Pretty soon people will want to meet the busy garbage guy.