I wish my 15-year-old self had known about my allure to the opposite sex!

Of the opposite sex, I have the moustache and, in general, the face.

You can want one thing and have a secret wish for its opposite.

I've enjoyed the opposite sex a lot. Always have. Always will.

To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it.

If there is reincarnation, I'dd like to come back as Pamela Andersons fingertips.