I wish the first word I ever said was the word "quote", so right before I die I could say "unquote"

Give me meaning, give me soul. Give my rapture, wild, a heart that is raw. Give me a mind that thinks for itself and imagines freely.

Real life? Well, I just hope mine isn't investigated. They might find that I don't really exist - that I'm just a hologram.

Other people influence your life through their actions and thoughts.

To me, comedy is just twisting reality. It's commenting or observing or twisting life.

All of us light up a room, some when they enter, others when they leave.