I wonder if I could eat a child if I had the chance.'
'I doubt if I could cook one,' said Constance.

Some things are fairly obvious when it's a seven-foot skeleton with a scythe telling you them

You will be wondering about that sugar bowl, I imagine, is it still in use? You are wondering, has it been cleaned? You may very well ask, was it thoroughly washed?

You walk a fine line between beautifully macabre and uncharacteristically psychotic.

I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.

A good friend will help you plant your tulips. A great friend will help you plant a gun on the unarmed intruder you just shot.