I wondered quickly if I'd give my life so that a dragon could live. If someone offered me that deal, your life for the existence of dragons.I thought maybe yes, maybe no.
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MIMI JEAN PAMFILOFF Sometimes I wondered if I was seeing the same things through my eyes that the rest of the world was ... STEPHENIE MEYER This has been my life. I have found it worth living, and would gladly live it again if the chance we... BERTRAND RUSSELL You could run from someone you feared, you could try to fight someone you hated. All my reactions we... STEPHENIE MEYER If you have feelings for someone, let them know. It doesn’t matter if they can be in your life or ... SHANNON L. ALDER It makes me wonder how I’d be treated if I were like everyone else. Maybe I’m a pretty rotten pe... JODI PICOULT I wondered if my smile was as big as hers. Maybe as big. But not as beautiful. BENJAMIN ALIRE SáENZ If I had to live my life in anticipation of what others thought of me, little would get done. HENRY ROLLINS Just another day in my life. This was one of those days when I thought that maybe a new life, a diff... LAURELL K. HAMILTON You cannot live a normal existence if you haven't taken care of a problem that affects your life... WOLE SOYINKA Maybe happiness didn't have to be about the big, sweeping circumstances, about having everything in ... ANN BRASHARES I will tell you from my own experience that I think he did the right thing, that he was trying to sa... JULIE BROWN Maybe it’s not as clear-cut as that. Maybe it’s the very presence of one thing – light or dark... JESSICA SHIRVINGTON I had that hole in me, that empty space. I could have lived my life with it, content enough. I wasn�... J.D. ROBB Maybe a friend is someone who wants your updates. Even if they're boring. Or sad. Or annoyingly cute... E. LOCKHART I wondered how long it could last. Maybe someday, years from now.If the pain would decrease to the p... STEPHENIE MEYER Life is like a B-picture script! It is that corny. If I had my life story offered to me to film, I'd... KIRK DOUGLAS No one has the road of life mapped out. We pave away what's beneath our feet. If it leads to happine... JONATHAN CHEN But maybe you never really had someone, she thought now. Maybe, no matter how much you loved them, t... CASSANDRA CLARE They say I live a fast life. Maybe I just like a fast life. I wouldn't give it up for anything in th... DENNIS WILSON If I could live in a cabaret, I would. If I could live in 'Moulin Rouge,' I would. RITA ORA I was still alive. Ha! Take that kidnappers. Still alive. Maybe it was my butt that was feeding me. ... KATE BRIAN I wanted to tell her everything, maybe if I'd been able to, we could have lived differently, maybe I... JONATHAN SAFRAN FOER After a year of therapy, my psychiatrist said to me, "Maybe life isn't for everyone. LARRY BROWN Maybe if I had gone on like that I could have stopped myself in time. Maybe at that point I still ha... LIZ THEBART I could say that maybe if I met my wife now, I would not marry her. MAHIR MURAD I think she cared more for that bloody dog than for me, for us. And maybe that's not so stupid, look... MARK HADDON Was I ever crazy? Maybe. Or maybe life is… Crazy isn’t being broken or swallowing a dark secret.... SUSANNA KAYSEN And if you see me, smile and maybe give me a hug. That's important to me too. JIM VALVANO If there is one thing in life i am thankful for and that is to no what love is and if someone gives ... GARY F EVANS... If someone says something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it. UNKNOWN I am waiting for a sign that will indicate to me what meaning I must give to my life, but right now ... LUCY LAWLESS Maybe it was just my life, my strange and always stranger life, taking all the life out of me. CATHERINE LACEY I think the best thing for you to do is just live your life. Live a life that's worth living, on... DAN SAVAGE I've never had a message for anyone in my entire life. Except maybe to give out my room number. BON SCOTT For one moment, after I left Jerusalem with my family for life in Illinois, I thought that maybe the... SAYED KASHUA If I could bring 'The Tunnel' to life, I'd like to do it like that. BILLY HOWLE I thought that if I owned nothing, had nothing, was nothing, I would have nothing left to lose, and ... CHARLOTTE ERIKSSON [So, no drama on the set?] No, I didn't see it, ... In fact, I thought, 'Well, God, maybe I could do... MICHELLE MONAGHAN This is my life... I mean, maybe I have Rs 100 crore in the bank, sitting comfortably. If that incre... KALLAM ANJI REDDY I won't hold any illusions of changing the world or any such nonsense. But maybe, just maybe, I&... R. A. SALVATORE I realised I could run after finding out that my dad used to run and it gave me the morale that if h... DAVID RUDISHA I try not to think about my ranking because it could change so quickly - it's not a big deal. It's a... IRENE CHO We remember nothing. Maybe for a year or two. Maybe most of a life, if we live. Maybe. But then we w... RICHARD FLANAGAN Maybe you will be afraid and maybe you will fail, but the courage to take risks in any part of your ... EMILE HIRSCH If someone told me that I could live my life again free of depression provided I was willing to give... DAVID ELKINS If a man can bridge the gap between life and death, if he can live on after he's dead, then maybe he... JAMES DEAN And maybe that was love. Being so vulnerable and allowing someone else in so far they could hurt you... CHRISTINE FEEHAN For a threat kind of event, you don't necessarily need a warrant. If you wait, the emergency could t... GAIL MARCINKIEWICZ I’m not aspiring to be someone else – If I’m me for the rest of my life then so be it TERRY LANDER For a moment, I wondered how different my life would have been had they been my parents, but I shook... NICHOLAS SPARKS I love who I am and I love my life, but if I could be someone else, I'd be Beyonce in two second... DAKOTA FANNING Maybe! Maybe! Maybe if your aunt had a beard, she'd be your uncle. ALVAH BESSIE She's a great model. If she's ruining her personal life, that belongs to her. What she does in her p... CATHERINE DENEUVE You do not mean that, my sweet. I know you are lying.” Yes. Maybe. Crap! I don’t…“No". MIMI JEAN PAMFILOFF Maybe we shouldn't be looking for love. Maybe we should be looking for a person. Because maybe you c... C. JOYBELL C. I'd give a year of my life if I could hit a homerun on opening day of this great new park. GEORGE HERMAN If life deals you lemons, why not go kill someone with the lemons (maybe by shoving them down his th... JACK HANDY It's a hard life... but if I could, I would do it all again. NATALIA MAKAROVA
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DAVE MORRIS Joy comes from places you least expect it. It's usually the simple things, like watching my son ... DAVE GAHAN If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to... DAVE BARRY The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status, or... DAVE BARRY The waves of love roll throughout the Universe, and overflow in our hearts.. Everything is ONE! DAVE ZEBIAN I like the relaxed way in which the Japanese approach religion. I think of myself as basically a mor... DAVE BARRY I'm so alive. As I stand facing the beauty of the never-ending Pacific Ocean, a late afte... DAVE PELZER 'Breaking Bad' and 'The Shield' were planned right from the start so that their narr... DAVE MORRIS I found there's a fairly blatant racism in America that's already there, and I don't thi... DAVE MATTHEWS I want to make hand-held music, undiminished by the need to make everybody in the world listen at on... DAVE SITEK We all have to die some day, if we live long enough. DAVE FARBER We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless... DAVE BARRY The primary function of the government is - and here I am quoting directly from the U.S. Constitutio... DAVE BARRY There just isn’t enough cock in this world to be caught suckin’ and be called anything but a slu... DAVE MATTHES ...you're either gonna spend your life fucking pussy, or taking it to church. DAVE MATTHES I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer. DAVE BARRY Quantity is what you count, quality is what you count on. DAVE BARRY It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know ... DAVE BARRY You had me at "We'll make it look like an accident." DAVE BARRY Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms! DAVE BARRY I'd take a nerf bullet for you. DAVE BARRY What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my car... DAVE BARRY The first person who decided to say a word instead of throwing a rock can be considered the starter ... DAVE BARRY It was not that Adam ate the apple for the apple's sake, but because it was forbidden. It would have... DAVE BARRY I was always taught to respect my elders and I've now reached the age when I don't have anybody to r... DAVE BARRY Painting: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather and exposing them to the critic. DAVE BARRY I may not know Karate, but I know crazy and I'm not afraid to use it. DAVE BARRY In beer there is freedom, in wine there is health, in cognac there is power and in water there is ba... DAVE BARRY Wake up naked drinking coffee Making plans to change the world While the world is changing... DAVE MATTHEWS Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see wi... DAVE BARRY