I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I'd gladly eat a network executive or a politician

I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I'd gladly eat a network executive or a politician.

The pen is mightier than the sword, and is considerably easier to write with.

Money can't buy poverty.

Comedy, like sodomy, is an unnatural act.

Sex is two plus two making five, rather than four. Sex is the X ingredient that you can't define, and it's that X ingredient between two people that make both a man and a woman good in bed. It's all relative. There are no rules.